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ITT: a fricking comprehensive list every funny post carp has ever made :carpexcited:

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You know what other kind of post Carp doesn't make? Shitty boring effortposts. I hate the fixation on effortposts because we're giving participation prizes to people who make lame wordswordswordslop because reading them makes our failed Mottezans feel smart.

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Reading them lets me read an article about random bullshit without going to Medium dot com

Suck my butthole

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Effortposts let me read :#soysnootypetyping: gems without needing to click.

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>suck my butthole

Zoomer detected

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You can determine peoples age by the taste alone?

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No, eating butt is a perversion found nearly exclusively among the youth.

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Blow it out your butt :marseydukenukem:

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Feisty! Also not wrong.

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Keep yourself safe you r-slurred redditor

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“Stay on topic or I'm gonna have to lock y'all up!”

:marseyjanny2#talking:

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>reading them

:surejan:

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My few effortposts were South American trivia I wanted to share with anglocels :marseyindignant:

we're giving participation prizes to people who make lame wordswordswordslop because reading them makes our failed Mottezans feel smart.

This wounds kaamrev more than whatever the cops and the kaffirs are doing to him at jail right now (if he didn't kill himself :marseycry:)

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:marseys#hesright:

90% of the time it's a boring subject nobody cares about and isn't remotely funny

except karp has written :marseylongpost: about vidya or tv or sth I don't remember

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>woman doesn't like learning

:#marseymanysuchcases:

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except karp has written :marseylongpost: about vidya or tv or sth I don't remember

Are you a fricking (((:carp:))) sympathizer?

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we need to purge the fricking (((fish))) sympathizers from r drama

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We should instead give awards to marseyologists

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:#marseypaintermerchanttalking:

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My effortposts are riveting, well crafted and universally liked. :marseyindignant: Pulitzer material.

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Some effortposts are really good, though it's true just having a lot of words doesn't make it good by default.

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There's also been some great ones summarising long term dramas I've really enjoyed.

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the only effortposts are ones with creativity like using marsey to show dialogue and break up the post

aka my posts best posts https://rdrama.net/h/erstory/post/262504/how-one-dramatard-messed-up-a

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1718560820913708.webp

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https://media.giphy.com/media/LSKVmdIwZFeNEBKBxZ/giphy.webp

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The SRD-ification of rDrama.

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If you don't link me a longpost about historical trivia in /r/SubRedditDrama in the next sixty minutes, I'm going to find where you live, set your house on fire with you in it, and when you run out half dressed and screaming, I will kill you, cook you, and eat you on your lawn, in front of your neighbors.

!jannies can vouch, I've done it before.

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https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/qidw8l/drama_in_rbadhistory_when_notorious_pedant/

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:marseyindignant: I'm saying that SRD doesn't do random bullshit essays. But I'll calm tf down :marseysigh: thx for finding something

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Some of them are interesting though. Good enough for me. Better than some other historically r-slurred bs like meta bitching

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:ma#rseybased:

Stop rewarding people for adding emojis to wikipedia articles :marseymad:

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Doesn't really matter now that Kazoo fella is in prison

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17189893364501786.webp

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Bro is angry

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!bookworms

Carp is the fricking Mancuso to my Reilly

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I'm absolutely tilted. Carp makes me absolutely frothing mad :soytantrumglow:

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Carp is a saint of our generation

Source: its true

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I liked karpposts but he has been in a very sour mood every time he comes back here, and I'm worried all his mean words about this place will make evann feel sad and bad about himself :marseygiveup:

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Every time i see him pin his posts I see red and I end up thinking about him when I goon i just want it to stop

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i hope u are deflectored

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I'm rawdogging

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No you're getting rawdogged

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Notice me carp senpai~

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@FBIshill why don't you give this guy 5000 shit awards so I fall even lower on the leaderboard???? Shit on my dreams some more :marseysad:

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i dont get it

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It's a fricking place holder thread I'm not done yet

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:dr#afts:

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:#marseymoplicker:

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Quite the opposite in fact

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I have this one saved

https://rdrama.net/post/225702/poll-inside-is-sirpingsalot-a-creeppdophile/5478579#context

He also had some good reddit janny leaks during the janny genocide last year.

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:marseyspal: is fricking innocent

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This is a great idea! Can someone ping me when @SexyFartMan69 finishes the list so I can read through all my favorite Carp posts again?

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Wow, this really is pretty comprehensive

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:#marseynorm:

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