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ITT: a fricking comprehensive list every funny post carp has ever made 
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You know what other kind of post Carp doesn't make? Shitty boring effortposts. I hate the fixation on effortposts because we're giving participation prizes to people who make lame wordswordswordslop because reading them makes our failed Mottezans feel smart.
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Reading them lets me read an article about random bullshit without going to Medium dot com
Suck my butthole
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Effortposts let me read
gems without needing to click.
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Zoomer detected
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You can determine peoples age by the taste alone?
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No, eating butt is a perversion found nearly exclusively among the youth.
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Blow it out your butt
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Feisty! Also not wrong.
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Keep yourself safe you r-slurred redditor
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“Stay on topic or I'm gonna have to lock y'all up!”
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My few effortposts were South American trivia I wanted to share with anglocels
This wounds kaamrev more than whatever the cops and the kaffirs are doing to him at jail right now (if he didn't kill himself
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90% of the time it's a boring subject nobody cares about and isn't remotely funny
except karp has written
about vidya or tv or sth I don't remember
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Frick you mean BIPOC
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Are you a fricking (((
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we need to purge the fricking (((fish))) sympathizers from r drama
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We should instead give awards to marseyologists
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My effortposts are riveting, well crafted and universally liked.
Pulitzer material.
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Some effortposts are really good, though it's true just having a lot of words doesn't make it good by default.
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There's also been some great ones summarising long term dramas I've really enjoyed.
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the only effortposts are ones with creativity like using marsey to show dialogue and break up the post
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The SRD-ification of rDrama.
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If you don't link me a longpost about historical trivia in /r/SubRedditDrama in the next sixty minutes, I'm going to find where you live, set your house on fire with you in it, and when you run out half dressed and screaming, I will kill you, cook you, and eat you on your lawn, in front of your neighbors.
!jannies can vouch, I've done it before.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/qidw8l/drama_in_rbadhistory_when_notorious_pedant/
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Some of them are interesting though. Good enough for me. Better than some other historically r-slurred bs like meta bitching
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Stop rewarding people for adding emojis to wikipedia articles
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Doesn't really matter now that Kazoo fella is in prison
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