I'm not on this site enough to even remember anyone's names (except Carp), let alone their signature autism, so this isn't for me. But now that Carp's off on herpes leave, someone has to step up and try to make this site dynamic and interesting.
In ghost threads, you should be able to bet as many coins (or marseybux, if those are even real) as you want, to take a guess at a user's identity.
If you guessed right, you win that amount of coins, from the user if they have enough, or from the rdrama bank if they don't. And their identity is made permanently visible in the ghost post, so they better hope they didn't say anything truly r-slurred, like they always do.
If you guessed wrong, you forfeit the amount of coin you put up to make the guess, and your username is likewise revealed so all the other users can see how garbage you are at guessing who's who on this site.
This would result in people actually doing interesting things to conceal their identities, like not being their usual massive strag selves.
Upmarsey this post with every alt you have.
I want enough coin to buy my own hole so I don't have to deal with anyone who's into !anime.
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Then who the heck just gave me 60 shit awards and pushed me into a lifelong abyss of debt?
EDIT: please upmarsey, I need coins.
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i gave you a 10k value award to offset the -7k you piece of shit
!ingrates get him
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you still owe me that 50k from yesterday
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And now you sent me 10k. WHY ARE YOU PLAYING WITH ME??? I'M NOT YOUR TOY, YOU PSYCHO
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I sidevoted and shit awarded that little miscreant.
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Give money to carp and good things will happen
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Hey Carp, can I have 10k as well?
Unlike every other degenerate on this site, I don't gamble. I just want enough to start my own hole.
I'll call it /h/everyonebutcarpwelcome and make you my official nemesis.
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Please top me off to 100k so I can gamble again
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downmarseyd him king
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thanks carp your kneecaps are safe for now
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Can I have some money please? Doesn't matter if it comes with strings attached.
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