Idea to improve website: Get an in real life pet mascot for website

Pet must be owned by one of the jannies. Can be a cat but not mandatory. If it's a cat it should be named Marsey. If it's a Capybara it should be named Aevann. If its a carp it should be named carp. Other animals are available as options too but if a different animal is selected then new sticker pack must be started for the animal.

A separate hole must be created to track the life and adventures of the website mascot on a daily basis. Cross posting mascot content to other animal holes is an exilable offense.

The in house pet cuteness factor can then be used to get more users to join the site.

I vote against carp being allowed to own the mascot, my gut says it would be dead within a month in that scenario. No offense Carp.