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The_ACA The/The The  3mo ago (image post) 202 thread views #292696

First work call of the day. Some manager just said "Happy Friday Eve!"

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Did I say manager?

I meant cute twink BIPOC r-slur commit suicide dude bussy lmao

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The HR guy at work would send company wide 'happy Monday' emails with some shitty inspirational quote attached that he probably got off tumblr.

After they got rid of him for being useless, I kept getting those Monday emails. Turns out he scheduled them a month in advance :marseyxd:

Only bit of work I ever saw him do

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No jury of peers would ever convict you.

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We get "Happy Monday" emails but they're sarcastic when something has gone wrong over the weekend.

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I'm gonna start saying that, thanks

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I had a gs that would say "3 days until Monday" to everyone on Fridays. He was politically untouchable and loved to rub it in everyone's face.

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Everyone knows it's Friday Jr

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:#marseygunshotsuicide:

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People who talk about the weekend on any day other than Monday are shifty and cannot be trusted

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:#marseytheorist:

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This must be some kind of new HR industry strategy

Some r-slur I never interact with sent a mass email that said "Happy Friday...... GOTCHA! ;)"

I blocked them

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I've taken to being really to people who annoy me at work and it's going quite well so far.

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really what

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Some butthole who's not even on our radar as an important person was raising urgent issues over the weekend due to some server issues and we have no cover over the weekend because we aren't a business critical service over weekends.

Anyway, I just responded to him telling him "1) Don't expect a response at the weekend and refrain from sending multiple emails and 2) why are you trying to ingest that data I don't think it's meant for you. I'm going to remove your permissions as a precaution."

Just general bluntness saying what I wanna say without revising it to be more professional.

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Only thing stopping me here is that sometime r-slurs are good friends with much cooler people, but you meet the r-slur first.

Kinda like how you don't talk shit about a foid's fat friends

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raising urgent issues over the weekend

Your response is best response.

"Be a b-word on Monday"

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