Therefore, O ye that embark in the service of God, see that ye serve him with all your heart, might, mind and strength, that ye may stand blameless before God at the last day.
Therefore, if ye have desires to serve God ye are called to the work;
For behold the field is white already to harvest; and lo, he that thrusteth in his sickle with his might, the same layeth up in store that he perisheth not, but bringeth salvation to his soul;
And faith, hope, charity and love, with an eye single to the glory of God, qualify him for the work.
Remember faith, virtue, knowledge, temperance, patience, brotherly kindness, godliness, charity, humility, diligence.
Ask, and ye shall receive; knock, and it shall be opened unto you. Amen.
God needs 50,000 please.
!pinggrouplovers !alligatorfrickhouse !fhqwhgads !lutherans !calvinists !mormons !islam
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@J loves God enough for 10,000, and God loves him back tenfold.
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gOD doesn't real, you stupid funDIE.
!atheists
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You may have stopped believing in God
But He hasn't stopped believing in you
#TwoFootprints
!christians
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GOOD post, GOOD comment.
Keep it up and I'll remove your excommunication from /h/dioceseofrdrama. I believe in the goodness within you, @ACA.
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Also don't forget that this is my most prized copy of the New Testament.
I've also got The Divine Comedy in the original Florentine.
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Thou hast excommunicated me for quoting the Holy Scriptures that The Lord Thy God wishest thou to drink of the fruit of the vine.
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I just found the most recent comment, we both know you've posted blasphemy there. Sometimes you're funny and sometimes you choose an ironic posture of piety but there's no consistency in your demeanor to trust. I take no joy in removing you, brother. If you promise to stop I'll undo it just for you. Only @kaamrev has received this special offer besides you.
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The fish made me the frickin bishop of rdrama, @PeepeeButtKiss. I haven't been removing people for being rude or whatever, only when they're blasphemous. Plus it makes people mad.
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Fratello I've read the instruction manual cover to cover and went off to convert the heathens
When I meme on the Bible I try to do it from an educated perspective and not from neckbeardry
Plus I try to adjust character within holes except for /h/transgender because lel
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Ok I'll undo it. Just do better in the future, sweaty.
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uwu
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Chin tuck, NOW
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Noooooo his third chin looks uglier than his fourth chin don't make him tuck the fourth chin!
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God exists but I believe Satan has a hold of you.
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I believe that Satan has a hold of you
And I believe that The Lord God has sent me here
And I believe that in 1978 God changed his mind about black people
!mormons
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B-word, I AM Satan.
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That fall really did a number on your fabled beauty
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Cribge and gay
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