As many of you know, after a bloody coup, the ping group !noalcohol is now a safe space for boozers. In fact, @dramaqueen recently kicked me from the group for making fun of boozers.
It is for that very reason that I am introducing to you all the new, REAL ping group for people who love their livers: !alcoholmisia. 
Credit goes to @The10thMan for giving me the Marseybux to start it.
I assure you all that I will NEVER let !alcoholmisia be compromised by the boozer menace. WIR MÜSSEN DIE ALKOHOLIKER AUSROTTEN! HEIL, LEBER! 
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You should not be like degenerate alkies shaking from the moment they wake up, nor hysterical prohibitionist 1930's foid
I come here to call you to reject all wingcucks and embrace moderate alcohol comsuption
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this is how u know they dont have self control lol
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cry harder cute twink
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it never even began lmao
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Yeah, because it just started a few hours ago, genius. Maybe stop drinking and you'd have more common sense.
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boozers and druggies had 50 in an hour. frick even the spongebob one is bigger lmao
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