!Noalcohol Has Been Compromised By the Boozer Menace - Introducing !Alcoholmisia, the REAL No Alcohol Ping Group

As many of you know, after a bloody coup, the ping group !noalcohol is now a safe space for boozers. In fact, @dramaqueen recently kicked me from the group for making fun of boozers. :angryjanny:

It is for that very reason that I am introducing to you all the new, REAL ping group for people who love their livers: !alcoholmisia. :marseyparty:

Credit goes to @The10thMan for giving me the Marseybux to start it. :chadthankskingcapy:

I assure you all that I will NEVER let !alcoholmisia be compromised by the boozer menace. WIR MÜSSEN DIE ALKOHOLIKER AUSROTTEN! HEIL, LEBER! :marseyhitler2:

:#marseydrunkgenocide: :#marseyretardcheersgenocide: :#marseyrussiangenocide: :#marseydrunk2genocide: :#marseyhungovergenocide: :#marseymoonshinegenocide: