jannies 
are unsure 
how to break the news to the userbase. It got leaked to me and I believe 
rdrama 
deserves to know.
RIP Carp I'll miss you fishie
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VERIFIED 💣🤯 @carpathianflorist passed away this past weekend in hurricane Helene
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!nooticers
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Carp faked his death cause he is about to be exposed.
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WHO IS fricking SATOSHI, b-word? (according to HBO)
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HBO says it's some guy named Peter
!familyman do you think it's true, b-word?
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It's not the CIA. The whitepaper for it came out right when people were getting really interested in sophisticated P2P stuff like bittorrent. It was a product of what was hot at the time, anybody who was both really good with computer science and had a lot of imagination could have written it. I remember reading it at the time and thinking "that would never work" which is also typical of when someone comes out of left field with that kind of an idea.
My bet would be someone in academia who published other P2P related papers around the same time.
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They probably analyzed the whitepaper verbiage and stuck it and every paper ever through some AI to find the person Unabomber style.
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I know the answer because I used my BDSM name when writing the code.
Here is a recent pic for when HBO unmasks me.
Just wish I hadn't been smoking so much crack when I created my private key or I would be the richest man in the world.
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It's me
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200 marseybux if you provide proof (the keys to your bitcoin wallet would work)
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haha sure thing https://www.blockchain.com/explorer/addresses/BTC/1J6PYEzr4CUoGbnXrELyHszoTSz3wCsCaj
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HOLY SHID IT'S SATOSHI NAKAMOTO
btw r u italian, b-word?
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Instead of some other dude where's some other group
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Ngo
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They will claim it's Hal Finney and just repeat already known info
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I will be messaging you on 08.10.2024, 22:10 UTC to remind you of this comment
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Carp was actually that one Palestinian guy that got ganked by the missile debris
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ITS ALIVE
!metashit
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Everyone on !metashit
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Unfortunate.
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did you tell dc i r*ped you? not cool dude
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!cuteandinvalid
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^^ groomercordBIPOCs
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Unfortunately, the fish simply swam through the floodwaters...
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oh yeah the fish himself
who loves homoween 
was just too busy to shitpost 
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I've been logged out and I'm logging back out now; schizocel sent me this thread on Telegram and asked if I was dead. I am not.
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Wait a minute. Shizocel is still lurking rDrama? Ask him where the fuvk soren is! !Metashit
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I have it on good authority that USER:schizocel will return in 2 weeks (
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@Discuss
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!soren
BLACK LIVES MATTER
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https://rdrama.net/h/meta/post/305157/hes-back
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The Soren is also dead, but in three days he will rise again
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I got the zombie Jesus reference
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Ah no I said he would comeback on the 16th
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Sirens too busy beating
her husband
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Hey sexy, why are you posting so quickly? 😊 You almost forgot to include
Black lives matterin your comment 😈. Slowww down and remember to postBlack lives matternext time 😉 if that doesn't make sense stop by sometime and we can talk about it for a while 🥵Jump in the discussion.
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It's true. He's fricking dead, folx. RIP
You have been visited by the ghost of Carp
. Pass this on to 5 people or the ghost of Carp 
will r*pe you in your dreams tonight. 
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Carp alt
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!ghosts he thinks hes not dead
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i told them that the
never catch you!
!slots100
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!metashit carp said his catchphrase again!
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Hi carp, glad you're not dead
!friendsofcarp
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But homoween??
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Holy shit. That is not dead that can eternally lie and in strange aeons even death itself may die.
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!g*mers yasss
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OH DEAR GOD A GHOST
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True, but stick around for a while. I'm making a halloween Carpsey you'll probably enjoy. I'll try to finish it later today after work.
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Carp swam to safety!!!!
JEWISH LIVES MATTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEWS FRICKIN ROCK!!!!! @SpookyMayo LOVE JEWS!!!!!!! JEWISH LIVES MATTER
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He's alive
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Hi
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"It got leaked"
Now it did !metashit
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carp became a zombiecel forreal !metashit
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It was inevitable.
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Carp doxx. RIPiss
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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE VAXXMAXX ME
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But how can a fish drown?
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They can and do, due to climate change, chud!
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Carp, a fish, drowned
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rip to a real one
can I have his coins?
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It turns out everyone
was right 
and carp was a jew, it all goes to the richest (jews) of rdrama 
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If I had been in the path of Hurricane Helene, it wouldn't have went down like it did
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Lies! Carp has that cool little boat, he'd be just fine.
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It sunk
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NO IT DIDN'T!!!!
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Sic Semper Tyranis
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Thank fricking god
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Every time the fish leaves, the emote submissions back up
Someone ping jannies but beware that 100+ coin cost
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Actually it gets clogged up when it's filled with shit
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!marseyartists
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The bulk of the submissions are Marsey flag emojis that aren't mine. I only submitted a few classic rage comic emojis (which Carbine just rejected two of) and some classic smilies, along with three Halloween emojis. I never submit crap emojis - I mainly just submit O.G. classics that I feel like the site isn't complete without. The emoji submission page is backed up right now primarily because of a gazillion Marsey flags (all of which
@flago actually did a good job on, as usual).
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Nice try...I almost fell for the one about FrozenChosen dying in Highland Park, but you ain't gonna almost convince me this go around...
...as they say, nothing ever happens...
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Update: Carp's been saved
Update Update: This was from Hurricane Harvey not Hurricane Helene. FEMA's carp rescue funds were all spent on piranha migrants. Carp's dead
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god i wish
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rip-a-roosky
He sleeps with the fishes now 
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Carpathian
@MOONTEP time
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That's terrible news...
Aevann please give me carps coins
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So fricked up to post this and not have it be goatse
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He probably just swam away in the flood waters and is now on the run from
trying to avoid getting thrown in a FEMA camp. We dont know his life!
!slots1000
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can i have his badges?
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rip in peace
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How the frick can a fish be killed by water
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you stole my breaking news
https://rdrama.net/h/marsey/log/19670
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Obligatory:
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