@Dramamine's Janny of the Year inauguration sets dangerous precedent, widespread chaos in the admin groomercord

Carp is taking this dramamine win BADLY, and it's not for the obvious reason

I have an alt lurking the admin groomercord, so to even tell you risks a ban, but I must

When a new janny is appointed, Capy teaches him the sacred principle of moderating r drama dot net:

be a bad janny

Dramamine didn't listen to him.

He never power tripped.

He never rage banned.

Dramamine is a good janny

and that's bad.

But this is nonsense! Surely being bad is bad, and good is good?

No.

Let me tell you what Capy once told me,

Once upon a time, there was a free, self-governing republic - you may have heard of it - Rome.

Whence came a great leader called Julius Caesar

The armies loved him for his conquests

The people for his charity

The senate for his protection

The romans loved him so much that they called him king.

The republic became kingdom

Caesar died

Then came the bad kings

This is the moral of Capy's rule -

every janny is despicable, but a good janny most of all, because he lets us forget our hate

And the less we hate them, the more powerful they become

all jannies must be hated

so,

be hated

There is only one janitor who understands this, and that is why he, for the first time - is ANGRY

Carp did not ban SPAL out of anger

Carp's power trips were never for himself, but for you,

yes - YOU, dear dramatard,

Because he understands -

all jannies must be hated

Carp is a bad janny.

Ergo, he is a great one.