I'm gonna let you in on a little secret because I'm drunk - I'm a big fan of the carrot/stick method. That is to say, I beat neighbors over the head with very mean and cruel comments about their personal lives (that they over share on here for some bizarre reason), and then I offer them an out by coming on the show. Whenever somebody takes me up on that offer, I'm very nice to them and gas them up so that they feel comfortable sharing more. After their appearance, I will take their side unconditionally and sweep up for them no matter how wrong they are.
Conversely, If they don't come on the show, I then get to call them cowards and keep abusing them. Either way is fine by me, no matter what I get to have fun!
I wasn't going to reply because I don't really give a shit. Topics I have commented about since because I feel they're more important include:
whether Germany existed before 1800
replying to @longpostbot (I did reply to him right away)
The term "Global South"
whether Greeks are lazy or not
But if there's an audience here who will actually read this, my answer is:
I beat neighbors over the head with very mean and cruel comments about their personal lives that they over share on here for some bizarre reason
You just told me in this very comment that you were drunk at 4am on a Monday.
then I offer them an out by coming on the show
An offer that only a lolcow would be stupid and attention-seeking enough to accept.
Whenever somebody takes me up on that offer, I'm very nice to them and gas them up so that they feel comfortable sharing more.
I guess if they're dumb enough to go on your show in the first place it shouldn't be too hard to elicit something from them.
After their appearance, I will take their side unconditionally and sweep up for them no matter how wrong they are.
So their reward for all that is... the everlasting thanks and appreciation of... the Grillcast guy.
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Admitting that he intentionally abuses and manipulates prospective guests may not have been the best strategy.
Neighbor you can't use the "abuse your guests and call them cowards" strategy after admitting that's what you do.
!metashit This is literally Caleb Hammer along with 99% of successful public forums of dramatainment
Remember when that guy who made the bumfights videos went on Dr. Phil dressed like Dr. Phil and went off script calling him out for doing the exact same thing lol
Yeah he's tried to get me on his podcast multiple times then publicly admitted (multiple times) that the whole point is letting lolcows basically milk them themselves. And then he'll throw insults at you for saying no to calling him (admittedly usually good insults, tbf)
That's not fair, I usually throw subtle jabs and lead the conversation to embarrassing material, I don't just let them milk themselves. The trick is to tell them they're kings and hype up whatever they spew so that they feel comfortable to dig deeper.
In your case, because there were 3 parties and only one was willing to speak and slip more deets, it was very important to gas up and defend to the death the sole person who was willing to speak!
I'm not trying to get Woot on anymore, that ship sailed before I even asked. You either have the fire in your heart to fight or you don't, nothing I do can change that.
Honestly it isn't a good strategy anyways, I just have the most fun with it lol
>You just told me in this very comment that you were drunk at 4am on a Monday.
>I guess if they're dumb enough to go on your show in the first place it shouldn't be too hard to elicit something from them.
Good job, you cracked the code!
That is how I make sure they aren't going to be a dud and will actually be interesting, yea
>So their reward for all that is... the everlasting thanks and appreciation of... the Grillcast guy.
The reward, in this case specifically, is making kino bloodsports content for the esteemed rdrama community. Also, me lending my sword to your causes is a huge boon, given that I am the greatest orator and debater this site has ever seen
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He said this to me yesterday:
I wasn't going to reply because I don't really give a shit. Topics I have commented about since because I feel they're more important include:
whether Germany existed before 1800
replying to @longpostbot (I did reply to him right away)
The term "Global South"
whether Greeks are lazy or not
But if there's an audience here who will actually read this, my answer is:
You just told me in this very comment that you were drunk at 4am on a Monday.
An offer that only a lolcow would be stupid and attention-seeking enough to accept.
I guess if they're dumb enough to go on your show in the first place it shouldn't be too hard to elicit something from them.
So their reward for all that is... the everlasting thanks and appreciation of... the Grillcast guy.
@TheGrillcast
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Admitting that he intentionally abuses and manipulates prospective guests may not have been the best strategy.
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Unless they're into that sort of thing.
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This.
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Lmao you're such a coward
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Neighbor you can't use the "abuse your guests and call them cowards" strategy after admitting that's what you do. You blew it.
!metashit Fricking r-slur can't even do sleazy gonzo journ*lism correctly.
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!metashit This is literally Caleb Hammer along with 99% of successful public forums of dramatainment
Remember when that guy who made the bumfights videos went on Dr. Phil dressed like Dr. Phil and went off script calling him out for doing the exact same thing lol
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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Bumfights actually had the moral high ground because of how many of Dr Phil's guests are literal mentally ill children.
The bums at least know what they signed up for. Phil is just a scumbag with an audience that gets off to crying kids.
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I love that neighbor
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Yeah he's tried to get me on his podcast multiple times then publicly admitted (multiple times) that the whole point is letting lolcows basically milk them themselves. And then he'll throw insults at you for saying no to calling him (admittedly usually good insults, tbf)
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That's not fair, I usually throw subtle jabs and lead the conversation to embarrassing material, I don't just let them milk themselves. The trick is to tell them they're kings and hype up whatever they spew so that they feel comfortable to dig deeper.
In your case, because there were 3 parties and only one was willing to speak and slip more deets, it was very important to gas up and defend to the death the sole person who was willing to speak!
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He's literally an r-slured narcissist you probably didn't even have to do that
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I'm not trying to get Woot on anymore, that ship sailed before I even asked. You either have the fire in your heart to fight or you don't, nothing I do can change that.
Honestly it isn't a good strategy anyways, I just have the most fun with it lol
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Oh no some fat sperg from the internet thinks I'm a coward
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Good job, you cracked the code!
That is how I make sure they aren't going to be a dud and will actually be interesting, yea
The reward, in this case specifically, is making kino bloodsports content for the esteemed rdrama community. Also, me lending my sword to your causes is a huge boon, given that I am the greatest orator and debater this site has ever seen
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