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Newest schizo :marseytinfoil3: just dropped :marseyautismcap:
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Most mentally well-adjusted nonchud

!chuds this is who accuses you of seething

@Tonberry I love you and pray for you!

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This would discourage a lot of chuds from signing up if they see pronouns in bio as a default i believe, making them think its a “woke” site

As for attracting non-chuds i think billing us as a twitter alternative similar to mastodon or bluesky could work. Advertising on furry spaces like bagarag or furaffinity could also attract a leftoid audience

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Why I would be the best janny

1. I'm a male

2. I didn't say "straight cis white male" because I don't feel the need to say I'm normal

3. I would forget

4. Even if I remembered, I would be largely incompetent, and would mostly create a bunch of extra work for the real jannies

5. I don't code

6. I barely know how to use the site as a normal user

7. I can't tell the difference between a chud and chud irony larping

!alligatorfrickhouse

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  • H : This is literally what I have been doing with my hard earned mbux
  • SleighOut : Found a chud right here v
  • CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : TOTAL CHUD DEATH LETS GOOOOO THIS IS A WIN FOR /H/ATHEISM
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SNITCH ON CHUDS -- GET PAID -- GET A BADGE

If you see someone making an unironic chud comment, ping !jannies, and we will send you a badge and a hefty reward of 500MB per account chudded.

  • Offer only valid for the first reporter.

  • Offer only valid for accounts that are over ten days old, and over 100 comments, so no cheating with alts, you sneaky r-slurs.

  • Offer only valid for posts and comments made after this post was made.

  • Yes, you can report multiple people.

  • If you ping !jannies for something that isn't chudpost, you will be chudded instead, so watch out

  • The jannies are the final arbiters of what classifies as a chudpost. We are mostly interested in unironic racism, or thinly veiled racism.

  • /h/chudrama and /h/racist are free from this.

  • There will be a new badge, but u can get the old one too if u snitch twice.

  • You can't snitch on your own stuff.

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  • whyareyou : Ban users who don't chud anyone in six consecutive months, it's the only way forward
  • DickButtKiss : The bi yearly "chuds are taking over" thread
  • KissingerFanBoyNoCarp : And every time the thread is correct but doesn't change anything.
  • Rankine_911 : make me a janny i promise i'll only abuse my authority a little

!jannies kill urselves u inactive trash

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[BET] [IMPORTANT] how long until @TotalDramaEnjoyer meets the u/dratamard2 fate

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Carp grass these fools

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I think they're both great. I'm just curious.

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At first :marseywinner: i thought :marseymindblown: it was mean and unjust that i was exiled from the cute twinks hoke

My post was relevant to the hole i thought :marseymindblown: @August may have done it because of his long-term grudge against me, but no. I realized he exiled me because I'm not a cute twink :marseyhomofascist: and actually :marseynerd3: super :marseygoku: cool and I rightfully don't belong there

Thank you @August, even if I was upset :marseysadcat: before :marseyskellington: I understood what you were really :marseythinkorino2: saying. That was my fault

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:marseyattentionseeker: Retroactive effort post? :!marseybegging:

I couldn't help but to :marseynoooticer: an effortpost counter. And also that mine is currently 0.

Counters and scores give me a dopamine hit that breaks up the tedium of my depressing life.

I've done at least one effortpost on Aus Day 2023 / general info post on change the date.

While not as extensive as above, I still believe that these may rise to the status of effort post:

This is not including some extensive comments which could be recycled into standalone posts!

In conclusion mods-sama(samas?) @A -sama I come to you humbly and ask to pls spare at least a counter of 1 retroactively.

:#marseybegging:

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@ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOMO has been shadowbanned. :marseyitsover:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17073939851201959.webp

Sad for all shit-award enthuisiasts

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:capybigbrain:

trans women are women

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:marseywait: Oh would u wook what tim it is... mwore SPWL metadwama :!marseyquagmire:

Cwontext: https://rdrama.net/post/243887/drake-hog-leak-marseyshoe/5897339#context

Hey SPAL. I reawwy didn't mean two be mean two u, pinky pwomise. I was fricking making a fricking twongue-in-cheek jwoke. Yes, I guess u cwould say it was fricking at ywour expense, but if this reawwy angers u, u might be taking the fricking gay c.at website a fricking littwal twoo seriouswy tbh.

Nyow ontwo our ghwost pwost.... I didn't wwite it. Like seriouswy, u're way oworthinking this, like seriouswy that post has nyothing two dwo with u. I didn't make it, and reawwy its ywour :marseyschizowall: thats making u think ewerything is fricking abwout u. I can't reawwy pwuv it, but gwo upmarsey the fricking post and check two see if my twuescwore updates. It won't.

The fricking rewl reaswon that I wanted two caww u, b-word? Because I was fricking in a fricking manyic high and was fricking with my bwoyfwiend and was fricking gwoing two sleep. If I were fricking able two caww u, it would mean that I cwould turn my phwonye scween off and alswo be emwotionyawwy pwesent with my bf. I use discword almwost exclusivewy fwom my phwonye, almwost like its whatsapp. And it saves mwe a fricking wot of tim just two talk instead of type... Alswo, I've nyoticed that peopwal tend two like mwe mwore wen talking. I think talking owor the fricking phwonye gives aww of us a fricking bit mwore humanyity, makes it swo we actuawwy can empathize with the fricking perswon on the fricking other end of the fricking linye. Its just much mwore perswonywl than typing. Alswo typing is fricking annyoying af

Anyways, thats why I like cawwing peopwe. I've cawwed @ticktockgone (RIP) and swoapy, the fricking latter of which is a fricking mega twansphwobe. We've swort of becwome fwiends after cawwing.


Alswo, SPAL, playfwl teasing is fricking part of rDwama. Like seriouswy, this isn't swome elabworate plan two dwo anything two u... just making jwokes...

SPAL, I wanted two like u. I saw u as the fricking underdwog, and u weren't super mean two mwe right off the fricking bat (unlike mwost users here). But if u're gwoing two tweat mwe like this, like I'm swome kind of mwonster, I'm dwonye.


!metashit !cuteandvalid @sirpingsalot @Grue @me @ThatHoeOverThere

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OH WOW A NOTIFICATION!!! :soyjackwow:

>PeepeeSucker has created /h/cute twink

:marseydoomer#:

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"Oh boy, do you know what I love? Words, words, words, and more words! Have I mentioned how much I love to read about nonsensical schlock that has NEVER been relevant but makes my pseud brain feel less smooth?"

THIS IS WHAT YOU :marseyyugi: SOUND LIKE WHEN YOU SUCK THE PEEPEES :marseypenis: OF SO-CALLED EFFORT POSTERS :taylorlorenzcrying:

RETVRN :marseyauthrightill: to TRVDVTVVN :marseycaveman:

Only post VERIFIED :marseycertifiedangus: STINKERS :hardislife:

Do you know

whomshte ELSElikes Effort Posting? :marseythinkorino:

SUBREDDIT drama :marseysrdine2:

and the MOTTE :tracenote:

If you are capable of forming sentiences longer than "dude bussy lmao" you are in desperate :marseysneed: of a LOBOTOMY

I rest my case :marseyjamming: I am listening to Big Beat Mario now

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:scoot:

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He does this nonsense because of people like me :marseyevilgrin:

Yeah I auto-upmarsey low effort :marseymoreyouknow: shitposts, how could you tell? :gigachad4:

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Are cute trans “are cute trans spammers who ponyblaze hates” spammers who ponyblaze hates welcome here?
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spam = funny btw guys

are cute trans ponyblaze welcome here?

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Let's fricking gooo
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This is what it looks like when you r-slurs argue here.
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https://www.reuters.com/markets/asia/chinas-exchanges-restrict-stock-selling-by-some-hedge-funds-2024-02-06

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707219470860949.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707219471035563.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17072194712294288.webp

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Currently my job is to fricking look at different kinds of capital structures of different companies and determine through longitudinal and industry comparisons whether they are fricking worthwhile investments. Just calculating WACC and ROIC of different infrastructure and engineering corporations and stories of their frickups. I could pick on one firm and do a fricking deep dive every week

Btw These are not fricking newsworthy or even entertaining stuff 90% of time (if you aren't into corporate finance) so I'll just make a fricking poll.

!metashit !fincels !poll_voters

P.S. I'm just hammered on Clonazepam on a fricking Monday afternoon (off day) so I'll doze off again pretty soon.

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