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- whyareyou : pronouns aren't real
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This would discourage a lot of chuds from signing up if they see pronouns in bio as a default i believe, making them think its a “woke” site
As for attracting non-chuds i think billing us as a twitter alternative similar to mastodon or bluesky could work. Advertising on furry spaces like bagarag or furaffinity could also attract a leftoid audience
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1. I'm a male
2. I didn't say "straight cis white male" because I don't feel the need to say I'm normal
3. I would forget
4. Even if I remembered, I would be largely incompetent, and would mostly create a bunch of extra work for the real jannies
5. I don't code
6. I barely know how to use the site as a normal user
7. I can't tell the difference between a chud and chud irony larping
- H : This is literally what I have been doing with my hard earned mbux
- SleighOut : Found a chud right here v
- CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : TOTAL CHUD DEATH LETS GOOOOO THIS IS A WIN FOR /H/ATHEISM
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If you see someone making an unironic chud comment, ping !jannies, and we will send you a badge and a hefty reward of 500MB per account chudded.
Offer only valid for the first reporter.
Offer only valid for accounts that are over ten days old, and over 100 comments, so no cheating with alts, you sneaky r-slurs.
Offer only valid for posts and comments made after this post was made.
Yes, you can report multiple people.
If you ping !jannies for something that isn't chudpost, you will be chudded instead, so watch out
The jannies are the final arbiters of what classifies as a chudpost. We are mostly interested in unironic racism, or thinly veiled racism.
/h/chudrama and /h/racist are free from this.
There will be a new badge, but u can get the old one too if u snitch twice.
You can't snitch on your own stuff.
- whyareyou : Ban users who don't chud anyone in six consecutive months, it's the only way forward
- DickButtKiss : The bi yearly "chuds are taking over" thread
- KissingerFanBoyNoCarp : And every time the thread is correct but doesn't change anything.
- Rankine_911 : make me a janny i promise i'll only abuse my authority a little
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I think they're both great. I'm just curious.
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My post was relevant to the hole i thought @August may have done it because of his long-term grudge against me, but no. I realized he exiled me because I'm not a cute twink and actually super cool and I rightfully don't belong there
Thank you @August, even if I was upset before I understood what you were really saying. That was my fault
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I couldn't help but to an effortpost counter. And also that mine is currently 0.
Counters and scores give me a dopamine hit that breaks up the tedium of my depressing life.
I've done at least one effortpost on Aus Day 2023 / general info post on change the date.
While not as extensive as above, I still believe that these may rise to the status of effort post:
Mini effortpost educating about Simu Liu's background in Gay Stabbing Fetish Porn
Border Security Australia overview with lost media of Indigenous Jew freakout
This is not including some extensive comments which could be recycled into standalone posts!
In conclusion mods-sama(samas?) @A -sama I come to you humbly and ask to pls spare at least a counter of 1 retroactively.
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- hohomothyX2 : I downmarseyd this thread
- Christmas : I sidevoted it
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Cwontext: https://rdrama.net/post/243887/drake-hog-leak-marseyshoe/5897339#context
Hey SPAL. I reawwy didn't mean two be mean two u, pinky pwomise. I was fricking making a fricking twongue-in-cheek jwoke. Yes, I guess u cwould say it was fricking at ywour expense, but if this reawwy angers u, u might be taking the fricking gay c.at website a fricking littwal twoo seriouswy tbh.
Nyow ontwo our ghwost pwost.... I didn't wwite it. Like seriouswy, u're way oworthinking this, like seriouswy that post has nyothing two dwo with u. I didn't make it, and reawwy its ywour thats making u think ewerything is fricking abwout u. I can't reawwy pwuv it, but gwo upmarsey the fricking post and check two see if my twuescwore updates. It won't.
The fricking rewl reaswon that I wanted two caww u, b-word? Because I was fricking in a fricking manyic high and was fricking with my bwoyfwiend and was fricking gwoing two sleep. If I were fricking able two caww u, it would mean that I cwould turn my phwonye scween off and alswo be emwotionyawwy pwesent with my bf. I use discword almwost exclusivewy fwom my phwonye, almwost like its whatsapp. And it saves mwe a fricking wot of tim just two talk instead of type... Alswo, I've nyoticed that peopwal tend two like mwe mwore wen talking. I think talking owor the fricking phwonye gives aww of us a fricking bit mwore humanyity, makes it swo we actuawwy can empathize with the fricking perswon on the fricking other end of the fricking linye. Its just much mwore perswonywl than typing. Alswo typing is fricking annyoying af
Anyways, thats why I like cawwing peopwe. I've cawwed @ticktockgone (RIP) and swoapy, the fricking latter of which is a fricking mega twansphwobe. We've swort of becwome fwiends after cawwing.
Alswo, SPAL, playfwl teasing is fricking part of rDwama. Like seriouswy, this isn't swome elabworate plan two dwo anything two u... just making jwokes...
SPAL, I wanted two like u. I saw u as the fricking underdwog, and u weren't super mean two mwe right off the fricking bat (unlike mwost users here). But if u're gwoing two tweat mwe like this, like I'm swome kind of mwonster, I'm dwonye.
!metashit !cuteandvalid @sirpingsalot @Grue @me @ThatHoeOverThere
- EvilUbie : Zoomer meme.
- fine_wesome : Effortmisia
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"Oh boy, do you know what I love? Words, words, words, and more words! Have I mentioned how much I love to read about nonsensical schlock that has NEVER been relevant but makes my pseud brain feel less smooth?"
THIS IS WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE WHEN YOU SUCK THE PEEPEES OF SO-CALLED EFFORT POSTERS
RETVRN to TRVDVTVVN
Only post VERIFIED STINKERS
Do you know
SUBREDDIT drama
and the MOTTE
If you are capable of forming sentiences longer than "dude bussy lmao" you are in desperate of a LOBOTOMY
I rest my case I am listening to Big Beat Mario now
- zombies_for_trans_rights : gain 80-90 lbs you skinny little stick
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Yeah I auto-upmarsey low effort shitposts, how could you tell?
- zombies_for_trans_rights : gain 80-90 lbs you skinny little stick
- Assy-McGee : drunk fish
- whyareyou : pls ban urself for spamming unoriginal meme posts kthanks
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- zombies_for_trans_rights : gain 80-90 lbs you skinny little stick
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The funniest elimination ever. pic.twitter.com/K8T6KT6D49 https://t.co/6F1kFQM0a2
— 🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 (@Southside_Gunn) February 5, 2024
- SixthEggnog : trying to glorify a fake account
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Currently my job is to fricking look at different kinds of capital structures of different companies and determine through longitudinal and industry comparisons whether they are fricking worthwhile investments. Just calculating WACC and ROIC of different infrastructure and engineering corporations and stories of their frickups. I could pick on one firm and do a fricking deep dive every week
Btw These are not fricking newsworthy or even entertaining stuff 90% of time (if you aren't into corporate finance) so I'll just make a fricking poll.
!metashit !fincels !poll_voters
P.S. I'm just hammered on Clonazepam on a fricking Monday afternoon (off day) so I'll doze off again pretty soon.