NEEYGA

ORIGINALLY IT WAS ZERO

Bimothy came back!

Are you a Negative Nancy? A real Debbie Downer? If so, then !doomers is the ping group for you!

Joining !doomers won't make human existence any less bleak and meaningless, nor will it prevent our inevitable death and destruction, but it just might distract you from your nagging emptiness for the few seconds that it takes to join. Join today and you'll get absolutely nothing - the ping group is as hollow and pointless as life itself. Or don't join - I really don't care. It don't matter. None of this matters.

!edgelords

Let me start this off with saying that I am, in true !grillers fashion, an impartial party in the Moon v. Patsy dispute. Obviously, I gave Moon a very fair interview, his first out of prison, and have generally been supportive of his presence on this website. I even gave him $50 to buy a microphone so that he could do interviews with not only myself, but whomever he wanted to talk to next. I'm not saying that to hold it over his head, but to show that I am not "coming after him" or joining le evil heckin groomercord moberino

Let's be clear here: @Patsy deserves to be freed.

you cant heckin call people pedorinos!!1

We here at rdrama pride ourselves on being the last bastion of the ways of ye olde internet - a place where you can call people cute twinks, r-slurs, the n word, you name it. We have cultivated a community where, like the internet of old, slapfights over inane, r-slurred bullshit result in years long rivalries and produce sweet, sweet seething and malding between terminally online homos amongst a tight knit community.

NEWS FLASH: THE SPIRIT OF THE OLD INTERNET IS CALLING PEOPLE P-DOPHILES OVER MILD DISAGREEMENTS

The core argument supplied by the janny cabal is that calling people pedos, without "evidence", is akin to real life harm.

Let me rebute this very easily:

I'm to believe that a fully grown man, who went to prison for years for trolling (unjustly, in my opinion), can't handle being slandered by an r-slur on the internet without janitorial intervention?

Janny Cabal simps: a good faith retort

Let's start out with @arseupwrongo

Our guy here is right in his analysis that p-do flinging is unfunny and r-slurred. He is also spot on in saying how it develops: r-slur 1 cherry picks an out of context, nothingburger comment and lobs accusations. However, is that really banworthy? If being an unfunny r-slur was banworthy, 99% of you neighbors would be sent packing.

>b-b-but it makes people obligated to respond for hours!!1

No it doesn't, literally just ignore it lol. Seriously, you can just say "no I'm not, you're r-slurred" and let the other person keep sperging. Everyone I've gone after on this website only made it worse by responding to my bait. Of all people, my neighbor moon should know this - which is why he isn't posting about it anymore, I'd assume.

Now, let's move on to @sayxirname

Easily the most r-slurred argument I've seen in regards to this !metashit. Do you really, actually believe that calling someone a p-dophile is going to bring the feds here? Do you think that there is a team of feds that tracks the millions of p-do accusations posted online daily and checks up on them? That they will shut down this website because some r-slur called another r-slur a p-do?

Aren't the feds more likely to be poking around because a (wrongfully, imo) convicted terrorist, whom they undoubtedly monitor the online activity of, has made this his home and is a moderator? Get real dude. You are the biggest r-slur on this whole website. How much is the janny cabal paying you?

Lastly, let's go over @UraniumDonGER's comment

This is in regard to @Aevann running around and calling SPAL a p-dophile, justifying his ban and the behavior that many users and jannies engaged in when they baselessly lobbed p-do accusations at him.

SPAL is a fricking schizo psycho btw. He's never once had s*x without a condom, including his WIFE of 8 years, because he was worried about catching STDs. He is deeply paranoid and delusional, yes, but this is also in character for him.

This is the best proof that he is a p-do that anyone can find, and it's baseless speculation at best. He asks for IDs when he takes women out? Wow, what a p-do!

The fact is that he was banned for calling Carp a p-do, and trying to find out why he is a felon. This shook carp so badly that he rage quit the site for months and refused to keep being Aevanns head capo unless SPAL was gone.

I don't blame Aevann for doing this. I don't even blame him for banning Patsy. I just think he should be honest: it's his website and he's doing what he's doing to keep his website running how he wants it to. That's fine, but just be honest brother.

Patsy didn't cross a line by harassing another user, that's what this website is all about. He simply made your life harder and didn't listen to you when you laid down the law. SPAL cannot be credibly accused of being a p-do, he just made your life harder and didnt listen to you when you laid down the law.

Catching a ban on the website comes down to drawing the ire of the janny cabal in 90% of cases. You don't need to make justifications for it, we all know it's true lol.

Final Thoughts

This whole debacle is pure r-sluration, from the top on down. The jannies are being r-slurred, moon was being r-slurred, Patsy was being r-slurred. I'm being r-slurred by making a post that took way longer than I thought it would and wasting a half hour of my day that will ultimately not make a difference. I probably just pissed off a bunch of people I otherwise have a good relationship with for no reason - Patsy will still be banned because he didn't listen to Aevann.

In conclusion, every user on this website, including every member of the janny cabal, is a p-dophile. Except for me, of course.

!metashit

Reason 3:

moon is literally the description of my rdrama fiction story minus the twist ending and he got locked up by the feds in his case starting around 4:00 minutes:

recall I literally wrote the fanfiction last july 2023 long before he was here, aka released on april 1st 2024 lol

Reason 4:

Moon is incapable of ignoring trolls despite endless wisdom/educating so patsy should get a free pass

Reason 5:

As much as I hated patsy I think he deserves a second chance because I started on the side of pro-moonmetropolis but after extensive interaction with moon on rdrama and wpd I believe patsy should be forgiven for endlessly spamming and harassing because this is rdrama and at least 1 of the 2 people involved with this flamewar puts their upmarseys where their mouth is.

Reason 6:

In 5 months moon wasted more than double the amount of overall janny attention than patsy did in 9 months

Reason 7:

moon who writes cringe descriptions for zoomer soyjaks and doesn't even know who the frick snallygaster is

Reason 8:

I would literally ban moon right now to try and balance the scales of justice for moon acting so r-slurred if he didn't have permadeflector awards after begging/sucking off people for protection, but I can't, so patsy should be forgiven because he wouldn't have been banned if it wasn't for moon because moon is unfunny and r-slurred

Reason 9:

Patsy was funnier than moon

Reason 9-1000:

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@Aevann

I think you should give me some Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos and unlimited access to all the flavors.

I know I'm already a fan and really enjoy my tacos.

HOWEVER, what I want to say is this: I'm known for my love of Taco Bell and creating a fun vibe.

Yes, your menu is great, but in this case, it seems like we need to spice things up with more Doritos Locos Tacos.

This is my mission—to spread taco joy and good times.

So, I ask you, let me enjoy these tacos to the fullest.

Let me try every flavor and experience the crunch.

I'm sure it'll be a hit and bring more fans to Taco Bell. I believe it's the right thing to do!

@Aevann

I think you should give me a trillion coins and unlimited power

I know that I'm already rich and really cool

HOWEVER, what I would like to say is this: I am a known troll and shit stirrer.

Yes, your rules are correct, but in this instance it seems like they are being needed to change to give me dramacoin

This is my purpose - to cause groomercord, disruption, and dissent.

And so, I appeal to you, to let me do this.

Let me ban the people who have been unbanned. Let buy holes of the entire alphabet

I'm sure they will come back and pay for unbans, and that it will make a difference. That my trolling will be really funny

And I believe it is the right thing to do.

@Aevann

I think you should unban Jdanks from the site (and whoever else got banned for this)

I know that he is in trouble for calling MOONTROPOLIS JOSHUA GOLDBERG a p-do or whatever.

HOWEVER, what I would like to say is this: the person you are protecting is a known troll and shit stirrer.

Yes, your rules are correct, but in this instance it seems like they are being weaponized by people who are only known for being agitators.

This is their purpose - to cause groomercord, disruption, and dissent.

And so, I appeal to you, to not let them do this.

Unban the people who have been banned by Moon slanders.

It's not a surety they will even come back, or that it will make a difference.

But I believe it is the right thing to do.

L bozos

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Has /u/masterlawlz fallen completely off the map? Sad times.

/u/masterlawlzreborn

@Aevann this is my LAST warning

From its beginning, this site has been glorious, and I want to pay my respects to the kings and queens and chings of this community. Please do the same if there's a banger comment you've ever seen, saved and still appreciate. It can be yours, it can be some other's, it can r-slurred, it can be smart&insightful, it can be one whilst initially intending to be the other and vice versa.

As long as it's entertaining and from 2021, anything goes.

Here's my wall of fame, in order of seniority:

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Ls being groomed into FtMs

Gs being driven into exile

Bs abandoned ship a long time ago

Ts promoted to CEO of globohomo

BIPOCs now considered a sexuality

1980s gay activists wouldn't even have bothered fighting through AIDS and Bible thumpers if they knew there was gonna be days like this

@32624647 on the fall from Grace of white gays, 4 aug 2021

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owning the libs is literally the only political project that exists now for some states. All issues of material need are secondary to ownage

@cantsaythat on republicans' priority, 20 aug. 2021

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It's a good thing, it means I won't have any competition in the job market. I'm not a hyperwoke liability, I'm not upset by "microaggressions", I don't have weird pronouns, I take minor obstacles in stride, and I can fricking use a computer.

@RedAero on gen z's technological illiteracy, 23 sep. 2021

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Every time I hear something about South Africa, I can't help but be reminded that they're the only country to voluntarily give up their nuclear capabilities. Not out of concern for peace and humanity's future, but because apartheid was ending and they didn't trust BIPOCs with nukes.

On the one hand hilarious, but on the other an unfortunate setback for the mayocide.

@RocketRaccoonspeepeesleeve on South Africa, 11 oct. 2021

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All I know about female psychology is that for some reason they want to frick married men more than single men and this is how I know women are the devils creation.

Don't listen to the lies about "quality assurance" or "confidence." The real answer is that women get spiritual pleasure from harming other women emotionally.

Two of our local muslim scholars, @Unironicdramadebater and @MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO, discussing about the woman problem, 12 oct. 2021

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I legit feel like there is some outside force intervening from incel drama from taking off. It's like a fireworks warehouse surrounded by fields of dry dead flora, and we're just waiting for some asshat to drop a cigarette, but it never happens.

@MOONTEP, also on incels, 15 oct. 2021

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I might unironically cancel my Netflix subscription if they cave. I've already seen all the good shows anyway so avoiding it for a few months would probably be a good thing anyway.

I'd cancel mine but that would mean having to figure out which ex's account I'm still leaching off of.

@UpmarseyIfYouCope and @WootFatigue on the Netflix walk-out over Dave Chapelle's skit, 22 oct. 2021

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Not only do I have internal monologue, but I can't ever get it to shut the frick up for a moment so I can actually enjoy something in peace.

@UpmarseyIfYouCope, rdrama's sanest user, over internal monologue, 24 oct. 2021

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They instantly regret [transitioning] when they realise what life as a manlet is like.

@Communist_spez on FtMs, 1 nov. 2021

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Kind of chilling to see all these formers /r/incel users become trains. In a way it's poetic. They peered into the abyss of roasties and the abyss stared back.

@MOONTEP on incels, 13 nov. 2021

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When the caliphate arrives only the members of rdrama will be spared, were gonna need to come up for a word you can say to the mujahideen so you don't accidentally get roofed, or beheaded

They're they most deserving to die though

@GT and @August, on american politics and the inevitable triumph of Allah, 28 nov. 2021

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Word of advice to the consumeproduct guys. The traditional values you keep harping about aren't the problem, the pious cute twinkry in which you espouse them is.

@EEE's message to chuds, 7 dec. 2021

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Cuban missile crisis was the gayest shit ever in retrospect. America puts missiles in turkey first, throws a hissy fit when russia does the same in cuba, gets so mad, they try to invade cuba then screws up so badly cubans still laugh about it today and just agrees to remove the missiles in turkey anyway. America should've ended the cold war after that just to save face.

@Myotheraltissanta on the Cuban Missile Crisis, 8 dec. 2021

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And now here's for my personal favourite of the year, and honestly should be one of r drama dot net's motto:

Redditors create sexless times,

Sexless times create incels,

Incels create drama,

Drama kills time for me at work

@Patriarch, on incels, 14 oct. 2021

To all the dramatards who got tagged, thank you for your unhingeness. You make this website worth browsing. You truly are the grandsons of the r-slurs they couldn't lobotomize.

And what about you? Which were your favourite comments of 2021?

!metashit im looking at you @MoonMetropolis

!metashit

@MoonMetropolis

https://rdrama.net/search/comments/?q=Author%3AMoonMetropolis%20metashit

Edit:

its choibu

the pixels from screenshots posted to both accounts line up exactly.

the following pics have NOT BEEN SCALED. it just so happens that choibu and my fake alt have the same exact view scaling and font family options. curious

the last pic is some random user (control). note how it has totally different scaling from everything else

top- screenshot from choibu https://rdrama.net/h/transgender/post/302025/deleted-because-they-told-the-truth/7052455#context

middle- screenshot from @starry_aIt - https://rdrama.net/@starry_aIt/comments

bottom- some random user https://rdrama.net/post/303093/rdrama-bimonthly-census-badge-opportunity-lgbt

here is a version with them overlapping (note how "ago" is the EXACT SAME):

@Grue someone ping metashit pls

I'm more of a chingchong than he is.

Actual footage of me.

My favorite part was when amother (or maybe a samestrag?) revealed that the vocals were stolen from 4chan.