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join ping groups here

anyone would be able to ping the whole group like this !foids

also feel free to suggest additional ping groups

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  • B64 : If you PARTICIPATE in this drama you are gay. If you ENJOY the drama you are cool.
  • free_palestine : pedocord poo
  • rDramaHistorian : Other jannies r expendable, but we must protect Aevann from the aura of the corrupt mayo gussy
  • K9 : 500 comments win!
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:#marseyhappening::#marseyhappening::#marseyhappening::#marseyhappening:

Disgruntled :marseyban:'d user, @SpaceMilk pleads his case on the New Zealand agricultural forums.

Contains:

Private correspondence between @SpaceMilk and.... @Elfbinn, @chiobu, @deletedmaxxxed-user, @Soren, @Penny

Allegations of foid simpery

The :marseyscream:REAL:marseyconfused: circumstances behind carp banning Spacemilk

...

...and a whole new dimension to this meta-drama arc!

EDIT: he posted all the working images in another post

I'm not gonna do a proper write up because everyone already knows this meta-drama. It's been going on all week! Read it yourself :marseyshrug:

:#marseygossip::#marseymeangirls:


TLDR:

>Elfbinn seethes :marseyraging: about Ted to Spacemilk, she also sends facedoxx. Read it yourself, allegations of mental disorder and hoe-ery.

>Spacemilk decides to go to chink sage Chiobu :marseychingchong: to get his opinion on Elfbinn's seething. He gives sagely advice. :marseymonk:

>Spacemilk, eager to get to the bottom of this juicy spat :marseygossip: between Elfbinn and Ted_Simp goes to Schizo who doesn't want to get involved.

>Then Soren messages Spacemilk about something I can't fully parse :marseyconfused: due to one the images not loading :marseybsod:

>Spacemilk thinks Penny is a fake account :marseysus:for some reason. Who knows maybe she is? I love you @Penny regardless

...

>Sooner or later Spacemilk exposes all this drama and Carp :marseycarp3: gets involved.

>Spacemilk noootices :marseynoooticer: too much and Carp (another of Ted's victims/simps) gets involved. Spacemilk's noooticing goes too far when he whips out an old post that suggests Ted and him were geographically(?) close. This is part of his proof regarding the fish and the bird nerd's plans to hook up.

>Allegedly the fish gets mad at the alleged doxxing and bans :marseycarpjannie2: the alleged nooooticer.

...

And now the receipts we've all been waiting for are up. Drama always wins! :marseylovedrama:

:marseylongpost2: I cannot be asked to read thru all those words, I just skimmed. :marseylongpost:

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  • 1378 : poll results are proof rdrama is full of mysogynistic chuds
  • usernaw : democracycels btfo
  • Wuzizname : Based democracy ignorer
  • Soren : more proof aevann is r-slurred and deserves LIFE! :-)
  • C-SPAN : jfc at least invite me to the next drama groomercord.
  • UnpackThisSweaty : Who?
  • rDramaHistorian : I dont agree with moralstrag bans,not readin 400+ gay comments, all of u r strags includn spal&Ted
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results are in, user has been banned anyway the fricking poll to end all polls

should @sirpingsalot be permabanned

dont whine about @sirpingsalot again, the fricking choice is fricking in ur hands now

EDIT: I IGNORED THE fricking RESULTS AND BANNED HIM FOR DOXXING

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hi, I'm Ted. AMA!

I will not be doing the requested video interview with thegrillcast for hopefully obvious reasons, but you guys can ask me anything about anything here. i'll clear up any misconceptions. mostly because i'm bored rn. but after this, i'll go back to touching grass :3

!metashit

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I truly didn't know much about him. You guys are forgetting I was gone for almost a full year.

Idc how this makes me look but at least he can't lie in his grillcast interview.

I'm starting to realize almost all of you guys are NEETs or mentally ill degenerates.

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These are Frozen's chats with sirscrotesalot since you guys are asking

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17100056523844857.webp

I think that Frozen has learned her lesson and would NOT give a dusty the time of the day in the future, but I think this post is a good way to hold her accountable

!metashit

I love sucking peepee

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Why are all the foids back?

@phedre @FrozenChosen @snallygaster and @HardIsLife have all returned after almost year long hiatuses, right when we’re in the middle of a straggot simp plandemic. Who summoned them? What’s happened here bros? How do I reverse this course?

!augustlovers

!lgbt

!schizos

Discuss

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  • whyareyou : Ban users who don't chud anyone in six consecutive months, it's the only way forward
  • DickButtKiss : The bi yearly "chuds are taking over" thread
  • KissingerFanBoyNoCarp : And every time the thread is correct but doesn't change anything.
  • Rankine_911 : make me a janny i promise i'll only abuse my authority a little

!jannies kill urselves u inactive trash

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I guess :marseyshrug: this is gwoodbye

It seems I have been fuwwy dwoxxed by swomeonye. Haven't wooked intwo it bc I dwon't want two get upset. Tbh I nyewer cared that much abwout dwoxxing because i am nyot racist :marseykkk: or hwomwophwobic or anything.

I was mainwy here just two make jwokes, the vast majwority of which were self-depwecating. I nyewer invited meta dwama or published anything :marseycoleporter: pwivate myself. This was an outlet fwor humwor fwor me. Life is hard enyough. I have onwy dated dwamatards since 2020 (Befwore that I was celibate :marseybetauprising: 5 years, mainwy due two cancer)….i just reawwy vibe with the sense of humwor here I guess. It was a wot mwore innyocent than peopwal think.

If it was Rdwama histworian, I dwo in fact fworgive u. U're pwetty ywoung and u'ww gwow with tim. I abswowlutewy dwon't hwowld a gwudge. It's just life. I knyow u've mentionyed mwe surviving cancer :marseyhitchens: but what I nyewer mentionyed is I have two separate pwositions where :marseydrama: I mentwor cancer :marseymetokur: patients (onye on onye and anyother with speeches abwout my experience at large :marseyslimeblue: fundwaising events). I reawwy dwo twy two give mwore than I take. I have mentionyed my tim in the hwospitwl fwor psych issues (stiww a pwetty gwave thing I'm gwoing thwough). I dwon't talk abwout hwow I reach out two thwose having pwoblems. U'd be surpwised what I've dwonye fwor peopwal & the genyewosity I've shwown, especiawwy outside :marseygrass: of this site.

If it was anyonye else, I stiww fworgive u. Life is twoo shwort two carry hatwed and bitternyess.

I twuwy had swo much fun on this site fwor the last cwoupwal of years. I hwope I bwought swome sunshinye and laughs two ywour life. I'm nyot vengefwl swo dwon't worry, I am letting this aww gwo twonyight.

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The grillcast is fat

Holy frick you guys some of u need a life if u actually listen to this guy's podcast and already knew he was chonk

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BETTING THREAD! Is PlsNope a man?
Courtesy of carp, a brief summary regarding the elaborate @PlsNoCoal catfish saga for those out of the loop:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531887885654.webp

A few months after being exposed as a fraud, PlsNope resumed posting on rDrama, though arguably with less fervor as when they were pretending to be a cute neurodivergent goth girl. Despite everything, PlsNope still maintains they are a cis woman:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531889381995.webp

PlsNope was given her second grass award by yours truly after careful analysis of the PlsNope persona which demonstrated the following:

1. PlsNope has male opinions, such as rhetoric akin to slut-shaming of our own poor homegrown slut, Ted_simp. While not definitive, one would expect to see some sisterly kinship or empathy shown towards a fellow cis woman who also experiences PTSD (@pizzashill traumatic stress disorder).

2. PlsNope has male behavior. As evidenced by the neurodivergent OF thot stalking/catfishing saga of course. They were also previously grassed and did not touch grass. Very sus, what are they hiding? Kind of reminds me of someone I know.. but I must have blackfaced it out of my memory..

3. PlsNope writes like a man. While this intuitively appears to be the case to me, a man, I also plugged a random sampling of PlsNope's long or effortposts into gender analysis tools for objectivity and the results significantly skew male.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531890435624.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531891893477.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531893328424.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531894703262.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531896308713.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531897990017.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531901272295.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531903583908.webp

Now, on to the betting!

PlsNope is a:

- WINNER!

Rules:

  • Male voters will win if PlsNope submits a manhand/ambiguously gendered/questionable/low quality grass hand pic OR if the ban from the grass award times out on Jan 6, 2024.

Examples:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16914323646119573.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1690700725474769.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022618876511347.webp

  • Female voters will win if PlsNope submits a grass pic clearly showing a females hand, thus proving my conclusion wrong and potentially renewing their base of simps and carps affection/fascination for a notorious femcel foid stalker.

Examples:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/164313363927.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16801903365877194.webp

Good luck everyone!

!goomblers !biofoids !fellas !whites

UPDATE: @PlsNoCoal is a cis woman! (Probably!)

Underdogs win!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1702333320494251.webp

Congrats on your W @QuadNarca!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17023333199633613.webp

Thanks for playing everyone!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1702333320158224.webp

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  • Soren : I will r*pe anyone who comments
  • AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE : I have r*ped Soren on two occasions
  • Frank_Williams : Me Soren! R*pe me!
  • N : if you comment you promise to unshadowban everyone :marseywink:
  • Assy-McGee : CARP honeypot
  • Awoo : Anyone that PAYS for this site and begs to be allowed to work for free will be banned from IRL by me
  • antiracist_tulpa : :marseysus:
  • fuck : Honeypot. Also give me back my rainbow name, thx
  • cyberdick : i asked for immunity and was denied, frick this website, i will refresh every second btw
  • kaalaaaa : Give me my 10k coins back that you stole
  • Retarder : anyone who wants to be a janny should never be a janny
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Looking for jannies, make a comment on this post that is just "I wanna be a janny" if ur interested
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FwozenChwosen has threatenyed mwe with legwl ramifwications if I interview Mewwo

I knyow literawwy nyothing abwout this situation, Ive like just had a cwoupwal of the gwiwwas suggest I interview Mewwo, swo I set out two dwo swome recwon and see if it was worth my tim, and Pweviouswy it seemed swomewhat shawwow and pedantic, hwowewer I am nyow 100% invested in making this happen

Anyonye want two give mwe the wore dwop, aww I knyow is hes been bannyed with owor 109 different accwounts and is awwegedwy a stalker??? Thanks :#marseycool: but go off

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Calm down oh my god this isn’t actually an incel platform and we are not going to ban women for being women

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Homophobic fat yt pickmeisha quits rdrama due to :marseyairquotes: bullying:marseyairquotes: by straight yt men

Basically this chick has been sending tons of messages to jannymail over the past month, mostly for a fat badge (lol) and kind of some general janny peepeesucking. Anyway, the drama mostly started after she got her badge and I guess @Ken started dming her. At first she claimed it was funny

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16918490130617511.webp

Then she started to crydm https://i.rdrama.net/images/16918490134899573.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16918490138889754.webp

Now she says she's quitting drama due to folx being mean to her

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16918490140037987.webp

Imo she deserves all of this and more because she posted this disgusting comment on an alt

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16918490141721272.webp

And now she's getting harassed by the straight yt dramatards :marseylaugh:

Love to see homophobes getting what they deserve :marseyhearts:

Edit: Absinthe says these are the only dms he exchanged with amby, what do y'all think??

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16918511349247043.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1691851086836009.webp

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  • CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : Vote for me 2024 Dramatard of the year :marseythumbsup:
  • JohnnyBOO : I will if you reveal you've been krayon (sister toucher) this whole time
  • GuyOnABuffalo : This isn't targeted harassment (enough)
  • YakubianPhysics : Creamy needs a soft slow sip of this: https://youtu.be/ypeegdF7GyM?si=MnrbmRLpOv2ue8bi
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!METASHIT IN IN IN

blame carp

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Incel moids of rdrama post their Ls and show why they are so mad all the time.
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  • TrappyKong : Honestly? Would.
  • StarSix : This thread is gayer than a goatse post and you're all turbo strags
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pizza rebvttal in thread :gigachad2: may be the last pizzaGOD pic ever :marseycry: :marseyitsover:

@Poj took this before leaving for chad in the uk !friendsofpizzashill !incels !truecels

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