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The ! commenters function breaks ghost threads.

Let's abuse this!

Let's use the second hentai thread as our example.

https://rdrama.net/!commenters/169572/1700114119

Interesting notes:

@Horned_waifus_shill was the OP (duh)

@KKKaamrev really wants to frick Zelda characters

@Gobble is into sissies

@MaraSalvador1feet3 prefers 3D women

@ES likes femdom

@ogsambone likes seeing Asuka in her underwear

@BWC secretly likes BBC

@KangThaConqueror also likes BBC

And here's what I found from the first thread:

@PrincessTeegra likes Fate? I think?

@SpaceMilk wants to frick Chainsaw Man characters

@Battleloser wants to frick Medusa

@GHOULtomine wants a black man to frick Saber

@myshitpostalt (can someone get an alt check on him?) can access sadpanda

@ES also likes what appears to be vanilla hentai

@Horrortep wants to frick Misato's feet

@KaiserKitty1987 likes Felix farts

@2DBussy makes his own AI hentai

@MrNorthwoods likes hypno and bimbofication

And that's all I have, for now. Not too surprising, but searching further ghost threads for degeneracy is a good idea.

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boosted sites :marseyupvote2:

to promote diverse drama, these sites currently get x2 rating in the frontpage algorithm:

https://fsdfsd.net/rDrama/rDrama/src/branch/master/files/helpers/config/boosted_sites.py

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Effortpost Comment Chain Generator

Since forever, people have not been including snippets from Reddit comments directly in their post, often citing issues like "effort" and "time". In order to promote equity :marseydiversity: on the site, I have created a Tampermonkey script (which can also be run as a bookmarklet) to make this process significantly easier and faster.

As seen in the image below, the script will add the "copy" link next to the bottom links for each comment. The first button clicked will set the parent comment, and the second one clicked will set the child and automatically copy the comments (as markdown) in-between (inclusive on both end) to the clipboard :marseyclippy:.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16847390659600031.webp

Performing those actions on the comments visible in the image yields the following snippet.

If you’re down you’ll do it. Would be a hit over there.

Also what happened to that sub? It used to be a major hit in general. On the front page every day. No mas. Right?

I think maybe there's just too many posts there now, and not enough photoshopping, and also the images that get upvoted the most are the images that are just most interesting but maybe not the best candidates for photoshopping. Also maybe the latest versions of photoshop are a bit too much effort to pirate, and the open source alternatives, while awesome, are just a bit lacking in their user interfaces. They're good enough to prevent me from bothering to purchase or pirate photoshop, but they're bad enough that I'll give up on a photoshop idea before its good enough for me to want to post it anywhere.

The code is currently only set up for old Reddit, but if enough people are interested in it, I'll make one for Nu-Reddit (:marseysick:) too. If you are a non-technical :marseybrainlet: user and you want to use this as well, then create a new bookmark in your browser and set the url to be javascript with a colon : at the end and then copy-paste the code. If you click the the bookmark while you're on Reddit, it will run the code and add the copy links.

!jannies pls pin

!effortposters you'll like this

Tampermonkey Preamble

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Drama Reddit Thread Format
// @namespace    http://tampermonkey.net/
// @version      0.1
// @description  Adds buttons to old.reddit.com comments to enable easy copy-pasting into drama comments
// @author       You
// @match        https://old.reddit.com/*
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==

The Code

Code is on pastebin since Cloudflare gets angry when I put JavaScript in a post.

https://pastebin.com/VhU1sdHp

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btw u can view all rdrama sidebars and banners here (courtesy of chiobabe)

sidebars: https://rdramabanners.neocities.org

banners: https://rdramabanners.neocities.org/banners.html

and you can also view them in the repo

sidebars: https://fsdfsd.net/rDrama/rDrama/src/branch/master/files/i/rDrama/sidebar

banners: https://fsdfsd.net/rDrama/rDrama/src/branch/master/files/i/rDrama/banners

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  • TrappyKong : Honestly? Would.
  • StarSix : This thread is gayer than a goatse post and you're all turbo strags
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pizza rebvttal in thread :gigachad2: may be the last pizzaGOD pic ever :marseycry: :marseyitsover:

@Poj took this before leaving for chad in the uk !friendsofpizzashill !incels !truecels

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RETARDED :marseydramautist: GOON (Ted/The10thMan)

made art of my fav moneybags simp @The10thMan riding him rdrama slampig (not pinging that thing lol) into the Bussy-akis sunset

@ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOMO @rDramaHistorian are the two banned individuals

trying to learn how to use color in mspaint

EDIT: FORGOT WOOT!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17101274116587508.webp

EDIT 2: FORGOT R-SLUR!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17101278903568077.webp

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I guess :marseyshrug: this is gwoodbye

It seems I have been fuwwy dwoxxed by swomeonye. Haven't wooked intwo it bc I dwon't want two get upset. Tbh I nyewer cared that much abwout dwoxxing because i am nyot racist :marseykkk: or hwomwophwobic or anything.

I was mainwy here just two make jwokes, the vast majwority of which were self-depwecating. I nyewer invited meta dwama or published anything :marseycoleporter: pwivate myself. This was an outlet fwor humwor fwor me. Life is hard enyough. I have onwy dated dwamatards since 2020 (Befwore that I was celibate :marseybetauprising: 5 years, mainwy due two cancer)….i just reawwy vibe with the sense of humwor here I guess. It was a wot mwore innyocent than peopwal think.

If it was Rdwama histworian, I dwo in fact fworgive u. U're pwetty ywoung and u'ww gwow with tim. I abswowlutewy dwon't hwowld a gwudge. It's just life. I knyow u've mentionyed mwe surviving cancer :marseyhitchens: but what I nyewer mentionyed is I have two separate pwositions where :marseydrama: I mentwor cancer :marseymetokur: patients (onye on onye and anyother with speeches abwout my experience at large :marseyslimeblue: fundwaising events). I reawwy dwo twy two give mwore than I take. I have mentionyed my tim in the hwospitwl fwor psych issues (stiww a pwetty gwave thing I'm gwoing thwough). I dwon't talk abwout hwow I reach out two thwose having pwoblems. U'd be surpwised what I've dwonye fwor peopwal & the genyewosity I've shwown, especiawwy outside :marseygrass: of this site.

If it was anyonye else, I stiww fworgive u. Life is twoo shwort two carry hatwed and bitternyess.

I twuwy had swo much fun on this site fwor the last cwoupwal of years. I hwope I bwought swome sunshinye and laughs two ywour life. I'm nyot vengefwl swo dwon't worry, I am letting this aww gwo twonyight.

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2 commonly asked questions

Q: how do I move my post to a hole ?

A: report ur post with the name of the hole like so

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16832170211359375.webp


Q: how do I move my post out of a hole into the main feed:

A: report ur post with "/h/" like so

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1683217021300132.webp

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These are Frozen's chats with sirscrotesalot since you guys are asking

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17100056523844857.webp

I think that Frozen has learned her lesson and would NOT give a dusty the time of the day in the future, but I think this post is a good way to hold her accountable

!metashit

I love sucking peepee

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  • H : This is literally what I have been doing with my hard earned mbux
  • WayOut : Found a chud right here v
  • CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : TOTAL CHUD DEATH LETS GOOOOO THIS IS A WIN FOR /H/ATHEISM
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SNITCH ON CHUDS -- GET PAID -- GET A BADGE

If you see someone making an unironic chud comment, ping !jannies, and we will send you a badge and a hefty reward of 500MB per account chudded.

  • Offer only valid for the first reporter.

  • Offer only valid for accounts that are over ten days old, and over 100 comments, so no cheating with alts, you sneaky r-slurs.

  • Offer only valid for posts and comments made after this post was made.

  • Yes, you can report multiple people.

  • If you ping !jannies for something that isn't chudpost, you will be chudded instead, so watch out

  • The jannies are the final arbiters of what classifies as a chudpost. We are mostly interested in unironic racism, or thinly veiled racism.

  • /h/chudrama and /h/racist are free from this.

  • There will be a new badge, but u can get the old one too if u snitch twice.

  • You can't snitch on your own stuff.

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FwozenChwosen has threatenyed mwe with legwl ramifwications if I interview Mewwo

I knyow literawwy nyothing abwout this situation, Ive like just had a cwoupwal of the gwiwwas suggest I interview Mewwo, swo I set out two dwo swome recwon and see if it was worth my tim, and Pweviouswy it seemed swomewhat shawwow and pedantic, hwowewer I am nyow 100% invested in making this happen

Anyonye want two give mwe the wore dwop, aww I knyow is hes been bannyed with owor 109 different accwounts and is awwegedwy a stalker??? Thanks :#marseycool: but go off

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  • B64 : If you PARTICIPATE in this drama you are gay. If you ENJOY the drama you are cool.
  • free_palestine : pedocord poo
  • rDramaHistorian : Other jannies r expendable, but we must protect Aevann from the aura of the corrupt mayo gussy
  • K9 : 500 comments win!
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:#marseyhappening::#marseyhappening::#marseyhappening::#marseyhappening:

Disgruntled :marseyban:'d user, @SpaceMilk pleads his case on the New Zealand agricultural forums.

Contains:

Private correspondence between @SpaceMilk and.... @Elfbinn, @chiobu, @deletedmaxxxed-user, @Soren, @Penny

Allegations of foid simpery

The :marseyscream:REAL:marseyconfused: circumstances behind carp banning Spacemilk

...

...and a whole new dimension to this meta-drama arc!

EDIT: he posted all the working images in another post

I'm not gonna do a proper write up because everyone already knows this meta-drama. It's been going on all week! Read it yourself :marseyshrug:

:#marseygossip::#marseymeangirls:


TLDR:

>Elfbinn seethes :marseyraging: about Ted to Spacemilk, she also sends facedoxx. Read it yourself, allegations of mental disorder and hoe-ery.

>Spacemilk decides to go to chink sage Chiobu :marseychingchong: to get his opinion on Elfbinn's seething. He gives sagely advice. :marseymonk:

>Spacemilk, eager to get to the bottom of this juicy spat :marseygossip: between Elfbinn and Ted_Simp goes to Schizo who doesn't want to get involved.

>Then Soren messages Spacemilk about something I can't fully parse :marseyconfused: due to one the images not loading :marseybsod:

>Spacemilk thinks Penny is a fake account :marseysus:for some reason. Who knows maybe she is? I love you @Penny regardless

...

>Sooner or later Spacemilk exposes all this drama and Carp :marseycarp3: gets involved.

>Spacemilk noootices :marseynoooticer: too much and Carp (another of Ted's victims/simps) gets involved. Spacemilk's noooticing goes too far when he whips out an old post that suggests Ted and him were geographically(?) close. This is part of his proof regarding the fish and the bird nerd's plans to hook up.

>Allegedly the fish gets mad at the alleged doxxing and bans :marseycarpjannie2: the alleged nooooticer.

...

And now the receipts we've all been waiting for are up. Drama always wins! :marseylovedrama:

:marseylongpost2: I cannot be asked to read thru all those words, I just skimmed. :marseylongpost:

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I truly didn't know much about him. You guys are forgetting I was gone for almost a full year.

Idc how this makes me look but at least he can't lie in his grillcast interview.

I'm starting to realize almost all of you guys are NEETs or mentally ill degenerates.

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BETTING THREAD! Is PlsNope a man?
Courtesy of carp, a brief summary regarding the elaborate @PlsNoCoal catfish saga for those out of the loop:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531887885654.webp

A few months after being exposed as a fraud, PlsNope resumed posting on rDrama, though arguably with less fervor as when they were pretending to be a cute neurodivergent goth girl. Despite everything, PlsNope still maintains they are a cis woman:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531889381995.webp

PlsNope was given her second grass award by yours truly after careful analysis of the PlsNope persona which demonstrated the following:

1. PlsNope has male opinions, such as rhetoric akin to slut-shaming of our own poor homegrown slut, Ted_simp. While not definitive, one would expect to see some sisterly kinship or empathy shown towards a fellow cis woman who also experiences PTSD (@pizzashill traumatic stress disorder).

2. PlsNope has male behavior. As evidenced by the neurodivergent OF thot stalking/catfishing saga of course. They were also previously grassed and did not touch grass. Very sus, what are they hiding? Kind of reminds me of someone I know.. but I must have blackfaced it out of my memory..

3. PlsNope writes like a man. While this intuitively appears to be the case to me, a man, I also plugged a random sampling of PlsNope's long or effortposts into gender analysis tools for objectivity and the results significantly skew male.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531890435624.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531891893477.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531893328424.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531894703262.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531896308713.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531897990017.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531901272295.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022531903583908.webp

Now, on to the betting!

PlsNope is a:

- WINNER!

Rules:

  • Male voters will win if PlsNope submits a manhand/ambiguously gendered/questionable/low quality grass hand pic OR if the ban from the grass award times out on Jan 6, 2024.

Examples:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16914323646119573.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1690700725474769.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17022618876511347.webp

  • Female voters will win if PlsNope submits a grass pic clearly showing a females hand, thus proving my conclusion wrong and potentially renewing their base of simps and carps affection/fascination for a notorious femcel foid stalker.

Examples:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/164313363927.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16801903365877194.webp

Good luck everyone!

!goomblers !biofoids !fellas !whites

UPDATE: @PlsNoCoal is a cis woman! (Probably!)

Underdogs win!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1702333320494251.webp

Congrats on your W @QuadNarca!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17023333199633613.webp

Thanks for playing everyone!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1702333320158224.webp

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@Penny grass touching pic

I want her back :#marseysulk:

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join ping groups here

anyone would be able to ping the whole group like this !foids

also feel free to suggest additional ping groups

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A lot of retards are still asking how to remove this, so here's step by step instructions with the new CSS (now works on on tables in things like leaderboard, votes, ping group memberships, etc)

1. Go to Settings > CSS here

2. Under "Custom CSS", enter the following text:

a.username[href="/@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM;"].replying-to-21298 {
    font-size: 0px;
    padding: 0 !important;
} a.username[href="/@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM;"]:after, .replying-to-21298:after {
    content: "CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM;";
    font-size: 12px;
} a[href="/@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM;"], .replying-to-21298 {
    font-size: 0px;
    padding: 0;
} img {position: fixed;top: 0;left: 0;width: 100%;height: 100%;
object-fit: cover;content:url("https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841304057116618.webp")}
a[href="/@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM;"]:, .replying-to-21298:after {
    font-size: 12px;
}

3. Save

That's it! His name will no longer flash and take up half the page.

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"Frozen" Banned "TheGrillcast" | May God Smite Them All

@TheGrillcast despite being someone I wish death upon was fricking unfairly banned by @FrozenChosen because he upset her feelings.

Death upon Incels

Death upon Doxxers

Death upon Attention Whores

Death upon Fatasses

!metashit

I apologize for the fricking handwriting, I am using a fricking mouse

Also currently edgy awarded, click on the fricking image to fix the fricking redness

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  • Grue : If I don't get one I'm gonna kill myself btw
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Rdrama Valentine's Day Cards (more inside)

These are all dedicated to @peepeehands :blush:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17078292359953315.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707829236357888.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17078292367054136.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17078292370649834.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17078305406591454.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17078292377743125.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17078292381798694.webp

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