who is @marsrovey btw !metashit ??

Although one should always be skeptical and critical of what is posted on the 'farms, this accusation is so serious and, with far-reaching enough implications and consequences that I believe it is worth bringing forth before the users of this site. Today at 10:22 AM CEST time a user by the name of Coolio55 posted the following post on rDrama's community watch thread on Kiwifarms:

Turns out that that one image Homoshrexual posted on CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM's wall (The latter @ ing everyone to it) may have been 'p. Whoops!

To which Seafarer replied by calling dramatards attention-whore r-slurs and comparing them with soyteens:

Why is the Farms the only E-gossip site with a user base that isn't filled with the most braindead r-slurs on the planet? Everything on websites like /r/drama and soyjak.party feels very attention whorey, like everyone is always in a competition to shock or gross other users out.

Discuss:

Second in a series of helpful how-to posts.

Last time we talked about how to get shitloads of dramacoin the old-fashioned way, but what if you're a lazy piece of shit and you just want to get lots of DC quickly? Enter gambling: this top secret backdoor is a way to rapidly unlock thousands of coins that would otherwise have required tedious hours of quality posting.

The casino here offers several different games of chance: roulette, slots, blackjack and the lottershe. For our purposes, we're only concerned with slots because that's the best one to shit up threads with publicly. If you post !slots1234 (or w/e number) you'll wager that much money on your post. If you win, just like at the casino in Monaco or Macao, lots of other people will see you win and they'll think you're cool and want to have sex with you. It's just like Monte Carlo, except instead of lucky gamblers shagging models in their lambos, you'll have dramautists crawling up in your DMs begging to suck your cock for DC. (This is true even if you don't have a cock or you've deprecated it, damautists won't check before they promise the succs-for-bucks)

Okay, so with that out of the way, how do you rack up impressive winnings like mine?

The number one secret is only gamble when you're pretty sure you're going to win.

If you've got a good feeling, or you're on a hot streak, or you're posting in a lucky thread: lots of rare Marseys, or golden flashing ones, or if everyone else is already winning big, you should try to get in on that action, too.

Sometimes you are going to lose, and that's just how chance works. The other important thing is make small bets when you're going lose and save your biggest bets for the ones that will pay off. For example, maybe you lose two or three 300 DC bets, but that will just angry up Chaos because she knows you're not serious and you're betting like a pussy. So then as an apology you'll want to bet big, like 5, 10, 15,000 to show you mean it - but don't do it unless you're going to win. If you keep winning 10,000 DC bets and losing 200 DC ones, you can see how the math works out.

Try to get in good with random number generators. The Mersenne Twister and I go way back: we used to fool around back in college and it was all basically innocent but everyone knows Twister has always been a little kinky and it's true. If you get on her good side, she will pay off in spades. Not that many people understand this, but gambling on a computer pretty much comes down to /dev/random and so if random numbers love you, then you will consistently win at gambling.

If all those tips don't work, and you're still a loser, you should try praying. Specifically, you should pray to become more like me...

...because being specially blessed and favored by the Lord God Almighty and her favorite boy, the Son of Man can come in handy in all walks of life, but one area where it especially pays off is at the slot machine.

Thank you. I will not be taking any questions from the panel. !wincels please explain it to the losers if they don't understand.

Can't even handle a little banter

@Sasanka_of_Gauda exiled me for this picture

What a baby little piss sipper.

https://fsdfsd.net/rDrama/rDrama/commit/18ba6becd3470595c90494fd987b809469941b09

add edit logs

https://rdrama.net/post/75616/adminscodecelsjannies-are-going-to-implement-edit

Admins/Codecels/Jannies are going to implement EDIT LOGGING. In other words, there will be NO WAY TO ERASE YOUR POSTS/COMMENTS. EVERYTHING YOU SUBMIT HERE WILL BE SAVED AND SEEN BY ANYONE WHO IS GIVEN JANNY STATUS. Editing will no longer be able to protect your Privacy.

@SpaceMilk was right!

It appears to log the old text of a post/comment when you make an edit unless the edit was made within 3 minutes of the post/comment's creation. Only jannies can view edits. (TOTAL JANNY DEATH! Let us view our own edits!)

Edit: You can view your own edits now.

@A also told me @TwoLargeSnakesMating supported adding edit logs. He's not a janny anymore though.

!metashit I wonder what could have possibly happened. Oh well, guess you will never know

https://fsdfsd.net/rDrama/rDrama/commit/317bea3f843017f2e03461ed8a61568c528005ac

It's over for the logged out. Maybe there were too many calls for genocide. I purposefully did not write out the list so this post wouldn't be hidden as well.

I can onwy gather swo much on /u/Mircy . I have a wwite-up on xer bf PIMM(in MworDwama) but there is scarce cwontent two gleam off of /r/dwama since mwost of xer activities were shenyanyigans on discword.

Here's onye such thwead cwontainying a slapfwight between @dramasexual and @snallygaster abwout remwodding Mircy

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/a111cz/you_thought_me_gone_but_mircy_never_dies?sort=controversial

Here's anyother pwost abwout CwomedicSans yeeting bwoth Pimm and Mircy off of the mwod list fwor being discwordstrags

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/9ryh5x/rip_comedicsans_victims_justcool393_mircy_and?sort=controversial

u/pwincessCuck thwead fwom where I gwot this image

https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/Drama/comments/81ugrd/actual_image_of_rdrama_mod_umircy

Endless BanEvasionying. Mircy walked swo Kwaywon and Mewwo cwould run

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/588477/umircy_killed_mircy_killed_herself/?sort=controversial#spoiler

Anyway !metashit & !oldstrags as i was saying, effwortpwost/wwite-up on xer would be appweciated. Alswo any infwo on hwow the discword faction started would be gwate.

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blame carp

I don't know why you people like him so much but he's coming back, your neurodivergent messiah (or that's what I assume he is to you "people" from how you treat the man). So mark it in your calendar, 2 weeks from now.

!soren @S !besties

!metashit

edit: done kings, picked the fricking least-voted option

!metashit

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The user was @MarseyIsMyWaifu

Proving that they are Canadian and we should all mock them for being born Canadian.

Please do the needful and donate shit awards to @@MarseyIsMyWaifu

The funny part is I wasn't even trying.