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If it floods maybe the gators will get access to the inland parts resulting in the first Florida civil war.

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Inland florida already has tons of gators. You should assume any body of water larger than a bathtub there has at least 1 gator in it.

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Nah, central Florida already has gators. There's one in my backyard.


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Hey neighbor!

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Yeah haha that's definitely a gator in your backyard

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I live on a lake so this but unironically


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Haha yeah btw do you have any towels :marseyderp:

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shit I have a house under construction in englewood. am I fricked?

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Is your house near water? Hope you're the apex predator


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it's 200 feet to the bay and 400 feet to the gulf. 11ft elevation. It's under construction tho. I don't live in FL yet.

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Gators are literally everywhere down here. Like a kid got killed at disneyworld by one

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Kid deserved it.

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I regret to inform you he was black so youre a racist now

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I will now double down and blame the parents.

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Weird spelling of single mother. :marseyshrug:

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Sorry i'm peepeelessic :derpthumbsup:

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