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The Onion and The Babylon Bee join forces for free speech

https://reason.com/2022/11/01/the-babylon-bee-joins-the-onion-in-decrying-an-ohio-law-that-makes-parody-a-felony

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The actual amicus brief they filed was solid, though not quite as good as The Onion's. The really glorious one (that I wish they had filed) was a satirical brief deliberately absurdly arguing that The Onion is wrong.

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This kills the progressive cause. :!marseysad: :marseytransgenocide:

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:marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd:


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Holy frick lol

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Historians mostly agree that the first joke was told by Bob Joke of Toledo, Ohio, in 1927

:#marseylaughwith:

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:marseyxd::marseyxd:

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I'll be darned, the boomer bee can actually be funny now and then.

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We ask the Court now to recall the fable of the emperor with no clothes. The insensitive, unruly child with no filter and a strong belief in the First Amendment shouted out for all to hear, โ€œHey, look at that dummy whoโ€™s not wearing any clothes!โ€ See Carriere v. Cominco Alaska, Inc., 823 F. Supp. 680, 686 n.8 (D. Alaska 1993).

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But no one ever thinks about how sad it made the emperor. Everyone praises the little boy for his โ€œdaringโ€ and โ€œtruthfulโ€ statement, but nobody considers that the emperor might not have enjoyed being made fun of. Imagine being up there all naked and whatnot and everyone starts pointing and laughing at you, shouting things like, โ€œCheck out that dudeโ€™s massive gut!โ€ and โ€œNice farmerโ€™s tan!โ€ and โ€œWere you in the pool or something?โ€

:marseylaugh: Let it never be said that the Bee has only one joke.

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Babylon Bee are fascists. Joining with them makes The Onion fascists also.

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WTF I love the Onion now!

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Among other things, the fake Facebook page included a job notice saying the department "is strongly encouraging minorities to not apply," a warning that Parma [Police] had banned food handouts so "the homeless population" would "leave our city due to starvation," and an announcement of "our official stay inside and catch up with the family day," during which anyone venturing outside between noon and 9 p.m. would be arrested. The police department was not amused.

:#marseykingcrown:

After a jury acquitted him, Novak filed a federal lawsuit against several officers who were involved in the case, arguing that they had violated his constitutional rights under color of law. But last April, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 6th Circuit ruled that the defendants were protected by qualified immunity, which shields cops from liability unless their alleged misconduct violated "clearly established" law.

It's such a vague bullshit excuse for unlawful piggotry.

:#marseyishygddt: :marseycop2: :marseycop2::marseycop2:

And here the Appeals Court seems to be arguing that all parody must given the \s reddit treatment:

The 6th Circuit cited two reasons why police might have reasonably believed that Novak's spoof did not qualify as constitutionally protected speech: Novak had deleted comments describing the page as fake, which he thought ruined the joke, and he had reposted a police department warning about the ersatz account, which he thought made the joke funnier. Like The Onion, the Bee takes issue with the implication. "Parody shouldn't be stripped of constitutional protection just because it's not clearly labeled as parody,"

Gooberment. :marseydisagree:

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If we got rid of qualified immunity overnight, the cops would all be shut down by being forced to hire lawyers to argue against Darrell Brooks's :marseyobjection:s. But who is really behind this?

The root problem here isn't that cops are bad in general. It's that lawyers are a parasitic racket. Our legal system is entirely oriented around their ceremonies and rituals, their pomp, and especially their creative ways of billing for the "work" that they do. Every case gets drawn out as long as possible since the lawyers are working together against their clients. They operate in complete impunity with no outside oversight. We will never be able to get shit done in courts if it's done at their pace.

I can't fricking believe how naive people are to blame cops when this stuff happens. Do you think this happened in Jerkoff, Ohio without the local prosecutors, judges, and public defenders all being part of the same organized crime ring? The cops are just their pawns.

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:#brooksannoyed:

How can you even call yourself a judge?

I am not Darrell Brooks, I am a third party intervener, here on behalf of my client

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This! So much this! :marseyagree:

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Lawyers behave in accordance with the incentives provided by the legal system. :marseyshrug: Hate the game, not the player. :marseypixel:

Qualified immunity needs its teeth kicked in a little but not thrown away. Government employees should never be allowed to unionize, which is a major roadblock to holding them accountable.

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Neighbors be like โ€œunions can do no wrong.โ€ Have you seen a police union in the past 50 years smh. Never more apparent that unions exist as a direct oppositional force to their employers on behalf of both of their constituents both good and bad as when their employers are the public.

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which shields cops from liability unless their alleged misconduct violated "clearly established" law.

The 1st amendment is not clearly established, like what about people who I disagree with should I allow them to talk?

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The Onion may be staffed by socialist wackos, but in their brief defending parody to this Court, they hit it out of the park," the Bee says.

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So cute

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:#marseyfreezepeach:

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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.

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I would like your post but I'm still banned for calling Viva Frei a BIPOC :marseydepressed:


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Parody you're fricking felony conviction, cute twinks. "muh freeze peach" Ohio stays winning.

TRANS LIVES MATTER

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You seem upset. Have you tried midol?


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Midol is just repackaged Tylenol with caffeine. Pro tip :marseyxoxo:

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Tell giga, they're the one having their period


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Is that a drug? @GigaVaccinator haven't taken drugs since @GigaVaccinator did a weed in highschool.

TRANS LIVES MATTER

:#reposthorse:

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As your parody doctor, I'm proscribing benzos and Tylenol. Call me in the morning


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:#marseywitchtriggered:

Snapshots:

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Kinda misleading because theyre not both together theyre just both against the same thing. Got @maydaymemer kinda hard tho. Its really silly seeing people compare the Bee too Turning Point USA or seeing people who like Cracked say the Bee isnโ€™t funny Trans lives matter

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THEYRE NOT BOTH TOGETHER THEYRE JUST BOTH AGAINST THE SAME THING.

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Huh. I'd think those two hate ech other.

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