Homeland Security Admits It Tried to Manufacture Fake Terrorists for Trump

The article and title say different things.

Oh, I lived through this.

This was a really fricked-up situation. There were riots going on. The state, county, and city were allowing it because it was after George Floyd and we were having a "racial reckoning", which somehow meant that every white drug enthusiast was allowed to smash and burn shit. And the state, county, and city were ordering cops to just kind of stand there and be targets while this happened. And this was happening night after night with firebombings and beatings of random passersby. There are legitimately a million reasons why the federal government had the authority to step in and impose order.

The federal government is the only force that might save us. So Daddy Trump, the savior of America decides to... order the feds to say that this is a conspiracy of people who don't like him on Twitter or something. Nothing is done to help the people of Oregon terrorized by anarchy because Daddy is a Twitter-obsessed coastal elitist who doesn't give a shit about flyover states.

Isn't this very very literally the fifth season of House of Cards?

Sister. I've noticed that your avatar is not wearing a hijab. When you wear a hijab, you are obeying the commands of Allah, and you can expect great rewards in return. It is Allah's protection of your natural beauty. You are too precious to be "on display" for each man to see. It is Allah's preservation of your chastity. Allah purifies your heart and mind through the hijab. Allah raises your dignity through the hijab. When a strange man looks at you, he respects you because he sees that you respect yourself. And this applies to your avatar as well.

Snapshots:

• archive.org

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)