Democrats Gonna Have To Learn To Win Without Florida. So Will Republicans Once Climate Change Swallows It LOL

But on a statewide level? Shit.

Marco Rubio beat Val Demings by around 17 points. (Click here for most current numbers.)

Ron DeSantis beat Charlie Crist by 20 POINTS.

That's obscene. All the Florida results are obscene.

But it's not that obscene if you're still clinging on to the idea that Florida is a swing state like a gun or a Bible. (Haha, you are a liberal, you don't cling to things like guns and Bibles, even if you own those and like them. You cling to things like DRUGS and GAY S*X TOYS.)

Florida is a red state.

Florida is a red state, just like Colorado is a blue state.

You know how in the last weeks of the election, there was all this silliness about how Lee Zeldin might win for governor of New York or maybe Joe O'Dea might beat Michael Bennet to be the senator from Colorado? Golly, those would have been some silly results.

Florida is a red state. It's a terrible place. There are some pretty beaches, but any sensible tourist knows that unless you're going to Disney, it's best to stay within a half mile of the coasts at all times, lest you get trapped in a deleted scene from Deliverance.

And let's be honest --- Ron DeSantis's poopy-pants chubby-cheeked authoritarian schtick really isn't going to save the state in the long run. What's he going to do, tell the ever-more-powerful hurricanes to stop doing drag shows? To stop being woke?

Only Florida voters can turn this around for themselves. Otherwise, there's that Bugs Bunny .gif up there.