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Naw, see you don't beat a beaver to death. You grab the animal by the flappy tail, swing it around and around by spinning in a circle, and release it at just the right moment so that it collides face-first into a nearby tree (a primary source of food) making its death ironic. Then you shout "Mind your own dam business, eh!"

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Good call. Im hiking through that area again soon and i know i cant really stab them. My general go to is cutting a thick branch that i use to polevault the creeks. Again, too unwieldly for any real combat. Ive been chased by these things and so far runnings worked. But i really really need to get through their territories sometimes.

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