:marseycanada: :marseydoctor: :marseyconeofshame: New 41% Just Dropped: 26% of Leaf Veterinarians want to MAID themselves :marseymaid:

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>become a vet because you love cute animals

>all you do is kill cute animals

:#marseygigaretard:

It's probably a great job for someone who doesn't really care about animals. Well-paid, not directly dealing with people like normal doctors have to...

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not directly dealing with people

I would bet dealing with entitled and neglectful pet owners is one of the worst parts.

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It's not that well paying unless you go into livestock work. It's a real cursed profession

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Was about to say this.. I have a cousin who's a veterinarian in an affluent Boston suburb and she'll never pay back the loans for 8 years of school without marrying rich.

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Vets are dumb for not getting into the insurance game.

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that taxidermy dude should do this

kill em and stuff em

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No, I hate killing pets. I don't even like having to put follow up shots in deer still breathing. Mounting a pet always looks awful too, we don't accept them and no other taxidermist I know of does.

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I think he was talking about @WorldAroundEwe

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He doesn't do big animals though, he's in the entirely different ballpark of small mammals.

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Throwing a ball in the park is definitely a good way to lure in some small mammals :marseysheepdog: to stuff. :marseyagree:

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I get a lot of requests to do stuff with peoples pets, but I don't do it. I know they won't be happy when they see their Doberman with googly eyes and hand cranked bingo ball tumbler inserted into their belly

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What about stuffing a small dog and putting fake vampire teeth in its mouth and propping it in an old timey coffin

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Basically an IRL version of :#marseyvampire:

That would be utterly hilarious

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Aww with a little cape and everything

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We had a guy that told us to put a roaring mountain lion mouth in a sheep. So we could probably do the vampire dog.

We also had a guy that went to Africa and shot a baboon, he asked us to pose it like it was reaching out, open mouth screaming so he could put it in a closet and scare his wife.

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:#marseyjerkofffrown:

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I don't understand.

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@Turkey_Chess you should have been a vet since you're good at diagnosing stuff and killing animals

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