:marseycanada: :marseydoctor: :marseyconeofshame: New 41% Just Dropped: 26% of Leaf Veterinarians want to MAID themselves :marseymaid:

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>become a vet because you love cute animals

>all you do is kill cute animals

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It's probably a great job for someone who doesn't really care about animals. Well-paid, not directly dealing with people like normal doctors have to...

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It's not that well paying unless you go into livestock work. It's a real cursed profession

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Was about to say this.. I have a cousin who's a veterinarian in an affluent Boston suburb and she'll never pay back the loans for 8 years of school without marrying rich.

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Vets are dumb for not getting into the insurance game.

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that taxidermy dude should do this

kill em and stuff em

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No, I hate killing pets. I don't even like having to put follow up shots in deer still breathing. Mounting a pet always looks awful too, we don't accept them and no other taxidermist I know of does.

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I think he was talking about @WorldAroundEwe

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He doesn't do big animals though, he's in the entirely different ballpark of small mammals.

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Throwing a ball in the park is definitely a good way to lure in some small mammals :marseysheepdog: to stuff. :marseyagree:

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I get a lot of requests to do stuff with peoples pets, but I don't do it. I know they won't be happy when they see their Doberman with googly eyes and hand cranked bingo ball tumbler inserted into their belly

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What about stuffing a small dog and putting fake vampire teeth in its mouth and propping it in an old timey coffin

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Basically an IRL version of :#marseyvampire:

That would be utterly hilarious

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Aww with a little cape and everything

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We had a guy that told us to put a roaring mountain lion mouth in a sheep. So we could probably do the vampire dog.

We also had a guy that went to Africa and shot a baboon, he asked us to pose it like it was reaching out, open mouth screaming so he could put it in a closet and scare his wife.

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:#marseyjerkofffrown:

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I don't understand.

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not directly dealing with people

I would bet dealing with entitled and neglectful pet owners is one of the worst parts.

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@Turkey_Chess you should have been a vet since you're good at diagnosing stuff and killing animals

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They are vets, they have access to animal tranquilizers and anesthetics and routinely kill animals with them. If they wanted to kill themselves, they have all the opportunity in the world. Since many of them are probably white women, it's just the usual womanly attention whoring :marseysipping:

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Everyone has access to nearby pools/lakes/high rise buildings. Why don't everyone who has ever had a suicidal thought kill themselves?

Hence proven that having suicidal thoughts is

womanly behavior and you should just :marseyeggirl:

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!goomblers :marseysoypointgold:

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Many of them are probably white women

They're Leafs, which means they're all white women. Every Canadian, regardless of race and s*x, is a white woman. :marseyrake:

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Had a friend who worked at a vet office briefly, but only in reception. It's an awful field, the pay is incredibly low. Veterinarians stay in school almost as long as doctors but the pay is way lower. A vet tech makes like $2 above minimum and does the work of a nurse but also gets routinely yelled at by clients.

It's not in the book of trades or whatever, so there are no federal pay grades.

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The clients bark, they don't yell. :marseybigdog:

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Women don't understand supply and demand and they'll continue to swarm into an industry that is already oversupplied then just b-word they don't get paid enough

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There's actually a huge shortage of techs but all the doctors basically refuse to pay more than going rate

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The market forces will fix this. :marseylibright:

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also apparently a lot of people won't pay their bills or will demand discounts.

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Almost every single visit turns into an argument about money, basically.

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this risn't the rusual position

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1699197332983635.webp

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:#whitewomenfuckdogscoomer:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16991980845582578.webp

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Yeah people go into vet work because they love animals and then they end up having to put down healthy or treatable pets all day because their owners are shitbags.

Being a large animal vet at like a zoo or something seems like the life tbh. You just get to minmax the health of super cool exotic animals all day and you never put any animal down without a spectacularly good reason.

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Harambe did nothing wrong

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2.5% is the national average? That seems low :marseythinkorino:

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Yeah what qualifies as a "suicidal thought?"

If you haven't thought about what it could be like / would be like to attempt suicide, I'd just consider you a thoughtless zombie more than anything else. Most of you reading and interpreting this sentence would have technically had a suicidal thought.

To that end:

:#marseydoit:

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They have my sympathy. Killing dogs and marseys would be pretty depressing. Which just makes it more embarrassing that @QuadNarca supports mental illness that results in the highest suicide rate of any community, even more than vets that have to kill cute lil animals every day

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wtf are you talking about?

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There are mountains of dead dogs and cats in landfills because of you. Shame!

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:#marseybee:

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Kill all Canadians

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Do they want to kill themselves cause of the horrors of war for being Canadian?

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