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[Writing Prompt] You are now a minor deity, however your 'domain' must relate to another deity from ancient times.

No modern nonsense, you can pick three domains and decide which aspects you want to focus on (ex time, love, darkness, death, etc).

Pick one sacred plant and two sacred animals.

I'm personally leaning towards darkness. Sacred plant is the hydrangea and my two sacred animals are the owl and foxes.

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Why is this shit in MNN

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My domain is the sauna

My sacred plant is the birch and I don't have sacred animals because animals are kitties and can't handle a nice löyly. Maybe pigs, are people allowed to eat sacred animals during worship? The saunatonttu is my humble servant.

Paganism is fricking gay. Finnish mythology has a cool story where Jesus Christ gets born, calls the wisest sage Väinämöinen, a demigod, a sexual degenerate and gets crowned king. Väinämöinen gets owned so hard he sails off on a copper boat like a b-word, vowing to return, probably with b-word tears in his eyes. Thus Jesus Christ quite literally overthrew the old pantheon. My Lord and my God.

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Monotheists are pathetic. Imagine wanting to be a slave to some god that created them “sinful”, and restricting their lives according to the politically motivated bible.

Keep crawling over glass for some crucified Jew. I prefer the Greek Gods.

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Jesus Christ is my neighbor.

:#marseyandjesus:

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Sleep. I'd focus on protecting travelers sleeping on the road and ensuring people got the rest they needed. I'd also defend against nightmares. My sacred animal would be the bear prob and my sacred plant would be chamomile.

I'd be a minor god who answered to Mors. (Since death and sleep are thematically related in some ways)

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My domains are digestion and flatulence. My sacred plant is chamomile and my sacred animals are the mouse and the mule.

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:#marseyshroomish:

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Shroomish would make an adorable Pokemon pet, especially since I could use stun spore or poison powder on my enemies.

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