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Boat took out a bridge in Maryland

https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1772514786338619487

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Why are there random explosions as the bridge goes down, does it carry gas pipelines or something?

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Some of the charges placed by CIA detonated with a bigger delay than they should have.

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Boat fuel can't melt steel beams!

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Bin laden strikes again. SeaWorld edition

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You say that but people were calling it a controlled demolition within 15 mins.


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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I deal with Rightoids unironically believing Wall Street controls every event that happens in this world.

I cannot be surprised by conspiracytards anymore.

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Do you honestly think speculators just speculate? :marseydisagree: :marseyschizowall:

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Transformers for the streetlights, probably

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:!marseysoypoint: :#marseyoptimusprime:

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Worldstaaaar


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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wow that was fricking cool

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Im glad it at least happened at 3am, where it won't be so busy, but darn watching the car headlights plunge into the ocean really puts a pit in your stomach.

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I think I could survive that

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If I was there I'd have roundhouse-kicked that container ship so hard that it would make a 360 turn and drive away

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Rdrama 370 pound phenotype lets you bob to the surface and the blubber insulates you from hypothermia

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And other survivors can cling to your folds


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17132860030441194.webp In the femme darkness of the far future, there is only rightoid seethe.

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All I'm saying is if it had been me on that bridge it would've gone down differently


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The people taking that baltimore bridge :marseyetika: at 2am are probably outstanding citizens


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Maybe even rocket 🚀 scientists

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:#marseybipocrentfree:

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i liked taking night drives :marseyme: around my city. i'm not a rowdy :marseysadge:

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Wikipedia is already updated to talk about the bridge in the past tense.

:wikipedia#rentfree:

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I am not a contributor but am watching this article in real-time and wanted to say thank you to the dedicated folks on here who are working to keep the flow of information accurate as stuff rolls in, and moreover just helping remove the absolute nonsense/trolling happening

Least obvious wiki janny :marseyjanny: alt

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took me a moment, good job

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The ship was a cargo container from Singapore people are saying. :marseychingchong: drivers, am I right?

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@X has been quiet...

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I was taking a test for work

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urine test?

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No

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Sperm test? :marseyscream:

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Huh

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I was not offering to be clear.

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>test for work

You are alone with a foid coworker. She smiles at you. Do you:

A. Touch booba

B. Comment on her weight

C. Make insuting remarks about Maylasians

D. Give her the silent treatment

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an actual test not HR nonsense

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Was it a test to see how good you are at knocking down bridges?

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edit: ok i get it now lol

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was it a chink ship? i'm so confused lol

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Boats are supposed be boarded and guided by a local pilot.

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Uh oh a local batimorian with a cushy government job? You know what that means!

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Ahem, ship

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Take a dive to ask it for pronouns, liberal.

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@X, any comments on the situation?

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I was taking a test for work What happened

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Your brethren crashed a ship on American soil. Prepare yourself to be invaded. :mariogoatse:

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The entire crew aboard the crew has been accounted for. So much for going down with the ship. Yellowbellies.

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:#marseybased:

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I'm pretty sure one or two people have been killed. Not the right time to be joshing around. You have been warned.

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Lol is this supposed to be some kind of threat?

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Zelensky is calling to ask what kind of boat that was

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Holy frick imagine being in a flooding drowned car :marseyscared:

besides that i cant wait to see how schizos talk about this

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I already saw a comment about how it was "too clean of a collapse"

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https://old.reddit.com/r/CatastrophicFailure/comments/1bo1f3f/francis_scott_key_bridge_in_baltimore_md/?sort=controversial

Well, this is pretty fresh news at less than an hour old. It seems stupid to say it, but "Are we under attack?" This is epic level bad boating if not. Remember when everyone thought the first plane was an accident on 9/11?? Jesus, I hope not. I can't deal with all that shit again.

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>Die Hard = skyscraper, Die Hard 2 = planes

>steven seagal's Under Siege = boat

>Speed = bus

>Speed 2 = boat

Wake up sheeple

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The Illuminati used those movies to prepare us, to get us to believe bad things can happen on boats. :marseyschizotwitch:

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The capitalists arranged this to scare people from replacing air travel with eco-friendly solarpunk sailboats

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We could have had another golden age of piracy but (((they))) cockblocked us.

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we are under attack! they targeted this bridge specifically! it's why they did it at 3am when the bridge was mostly empty.

god i hate social media. :uhuh:

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That seems a reasonable thing to wonder about, honestly. When you know nothing about what's actually going on, and breaking news is so prone to misinformation because they don't know what's going on, then worrying about further context is understandable.

There's so many more crazy responses to dive into, this one seems understandable to me.

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ermm yea but this was the craziest one 11 hours ago so i win or something

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In march, too. Even if you escape the car good luck swimming back to shore in those temps

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Anyone who is that much of an r-slur that they sit in their car after the bridge gets hit deserves it

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What are they supposed to do? Bail out like it's GTA?

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There was time between the bridge getting hit and the bridge going down. Which means they had time to get out and run, or drive backwards or whatever. Depends on their positions

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That's stupid.

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So instead they should have sat there and waited for their deaths? Lol

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They had about 5 seconds

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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit


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Was the bridge vaccinated?

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Path of the boat. I'm not sure what the color of the track means but I wonder if it is speed

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it's just like in my bridge simulators !!!! :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch:

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:#marseyitsburgover:

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Well, that sucks.

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Boat? Ahem actually its referred to as a ship

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Oh shit you just passed a vertex on the timecube.

Everyone prepare for another summer of love

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:#marseycheerup: Darn, be well Baltimore bros

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Does the bridge's age (47 years) have a part in this? Ppl were theorizing terrorist attack. RIP

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There's an insane number of that looked deliberate tweets

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The ship was built in 2015 and arriving from Norfolk, Virginia, according to Vessel Finder, a ship tracking website. It departed from the Port of Baltimore around 1:00 a.m., according to MarineTraffic, a separate tracking website.

:marseythonk:I have a special flavor of autism and know that it's a direct violation of the Jones Act for a foreign-flagged ship to transit directly between two US ports. This is a very big deal and has huge ramifications for US maritime shipping.

It really can't be overstated how much of a global impact this law has even though few people know about it. It's not some obscure and rarely enforced thing, it's kind a cornerstone for the global neolib shipping hegemony.

The Jones Act requires that any cargo traveling by sea between two U.S. ports must sail on an American-owned ship, built in the United States and with a majority crew of U.S. citizens

It's interesting that it's this early in and the official narrative is already not making sense. Going to be fascinating watching this one develop over the next few weeks as the globohomo machine twists the narrative to hide whatever they're already trying to cover up.

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>Jones act

>Neolib policy

The Jones act is protectionist as heck and doesn't make sense in a free trade capitalism framework. It was created so that the State of Washington had an exclusive to the gold fields of Alaska in the early 1900's. If anything it's a wingcuck populist position. Politically, for leftoid Bernie types it's protecting them hard workin' union jobs. For rightoids it's keeping out them smelly foreigners. Both sides say some bullshit about "national interest" the same reason why we tariff the heck out of Canadian lumber and aluminum. It's all to protect someone's entrenched interest. In practical terms you have shipping companies and unions that lobby hard against repealing it. All it does is make things more expensive and funnels money to rent seekers.

!neolibs

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Wrong

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:marseythonk:I have a special flavor of autism and know that it's a direct violation of the Jones Act for a foreign-flagged ship to transit directly between two US ports ... it's kind a cornerstone for the global neolib shipping hegemony.

Neolibs really love regulations on shipping and banning foreign competition :marseyjerkofffrown:

!neolibs

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:marseyhmm:

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The Jones Act prohibits cargo transfers between U.S. ports by foreign flagged ships. As long as nothing was shipped, I don't believe there would be a violation.

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Suffer, Baltimore :marseylaugh:

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Interesting start to my birthday today.

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And how do you not know I'm already on a house payroll?

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Oh my god that's where my sister was

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Sorry bro :marseysheercliff:


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Asians cant drive anything

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