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In a dark fiber cable, cool memes
in the air
Warm smell
of mtn dew , rising
up from my hair
Up ahead
in the distance, I saw a couple
chuds
My eyes grew heavy
and my DC grew light 
I had to stop for the night
There krayon (sister toucher)
stood in my DMs
I saw the little
red bell
And I was thinking
to myself
"This could be marsey
or this could be heck"
Then they lit up that soyboy
and they showed me the gays
They were flaming up and down the board
I thought
I heard
them say
Welcome to the homosexual
cat site
Such a lovely place
(Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the gay
dating
cat site
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You'll find festive
our cheer
Her mind is stuck on the dogpill, she got the marsey41
loaded up
She got a lot of big butt neckbeards she calls simps
How they screech in her comments, begging
for a tap
Some beg for attention, some beg to forget
So I called up Aevann
"Please bring me my awards."
He said, "We haven't had that discount here since October 24th"
And still those chuds are flaming from far away
Wake you up in the middle
of the day
Just to hear them say
Welcome to the homosexual
cat site
Such a lovely place
(Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the gay
dating
cat site
What a nice surprise
I only saw goatse twice
UwUs on my haters
The Olde english
on ice
And he said "We are all just visitors here, on your own device"
And in the Jannie
groomercord
They gathered for the beast
They stab it with their ban awards
But they just can't kill the OGs
Last thing I remember
I was doxxing
chtorr
I had to find the passage back to the clique I was in before
"based," as the moon man says
"We are programmed to hate,
You can log out any time you like
But you can never
delete!"
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