What would you do if you were President for 8 years?

• Completely rewrite the tax system to remove loopholes.

• Free healthcare for all.

• Citizenship for everyone already in the country.

• Build walls on the national borders

• Build walls on state borders

• Dissolve the federal government.

You now have 50 leftoid utopias

Reinsitute the monarchy.

Restore Elliot Page to her former glory using technology from Area 51.

1. Legalize hunting libertarians for sport

2. Change voting age to 35

3. Menstruating women must wear a red star to signify their unbalanced emotional state

4. Euthanize all women when they reach menopause

5. Release all Top Secret files on JFK, Area 51, and Aliens

6. Nuke the 3rd world

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Day 1: I fire all the nukes

Most of what I'd want probably wouldn't pass but here's my full 8 year plan

• repeal all gun control laws made since 1940

• begin immediate border control and a special military operation into Mexico to eliminate cartels and organized drug trade. Affected regions will be under martial law

• code the death penalty for all illegal drug dealing of hard dangerous drugs.

-legalize productive drugs like steroids, ozempic, high grade cocaine, adderal and similar substances that are not highly dangerous but hard to regulate. They can only be sold and produced by licensed pharmaceutical manufacturers.

-raise age limit of drugs, cigs and booze to 25, pistols to 18 for purchase without guardian permission

Ultimately as well gutting majority of systems so the federal government mostly represents a watchman state, if that's the best description, where it servers only to defend national sovereignty, root degeneracy and protect the peace. State governments having more power especially in how they structure state governments. Some could form into more anarcho communist communes or one leader regimes but all able to guide themselves.

Probably things that sound like common sense shit but will probably get me JFK'd or something.

“Housing is bad? Let's incentivize building homes.”

“Immigration too high? Let's actually enforce the border and vet who we bring in.”

“Budget deficit spiraling out of control? Let's raise taxes and cut spending.”

Assuming I could even do anything like that, I'd probably be made to look like a literal demon by media and business.

Use my political sway to get lots of money and s*x and youth drugs/procedures they only give to special rich people. Whatever politics don't matter as like long as I walk out with the goods.

I would annex Alberta, British Columbia, Cuba, Israel, Palestine, Northern Ireland, Panama, and the Philippines.

• Spend 8 years on vacation

• Assign every task to my cabinet

• Idgaf what they do, just keep the money rolling in.

• Extrajudicially kill anyone who interrupts this process.

So really, just what any other President does.

>End the federal reserve, and make the U.S. dollar based on a basket of inelastic commodities.

>ban oligopolies

>ban all forms of usury

>make child exploitation illegal

>heavily tax single use plastic products

>require rigorous testing for all pharmaceutical products. All former exemptions null and void

>must own land to vote

>only paper ballots allowed to vote

• $500 million annual presidential bonus

• abolish the judicial and legislative branches.

• repeal 1st amendment, all speech against the government is illegal.

• repeal 2nd amendment, only DoD agencies are allowed to possess firearms.

• affordable healthcare

Ban the N word