The Washington Post's new bong CEO has launched a new tagline - "switch on"
Mmmm stale 2013 corpo speak, this is sure to reverse the endless decline. The CEO has previously fired people at random 
and pivoted to AI.
'A brand that sheds light
on what is true,"' Watford wrote. "Our campaign is born of this insight. Democracy Dies in Darkness, we say Switch
On." Watford described the new catchphrase as an "active, optimistic build" on the outlet's "Democracy Dies in Darkness" slogan. She added that the team wanted a "scalable creative framework" to "supercharge growth"
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