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EFFORTPOST BRIDGE NEWS : The Francis Scott Key Bridge aka the crash heard around the world

Francis Scott Key Bridge

This has been a long time coming. Today, I'm discussing the collapse of the Francis Scott Key Bridge. I know this bridge and it, too, knew me. Baltimore is quite a beautiful city and you should definitely go there, if for nothing, to visit the site of the bridge.

Hearing about this just about broke my heart at the time, but i've sorted through the trauma. Everyday seeing this bridge--it's sad that this happened close to home. Honestly, if it were up to me this would be a declaration of war; how does something like this happen? Why would a God allow this--travesty to occur? I can't understand it, folx.

So here's the deal, listen up:

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This---this is the baby before those heathens harmed the bridge with their foul, uncouth gesture!

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As you can see, she was a beaut! I know that she is a she, because she told me. This is a secret that i've been keeping for a long while, I can speak to bridges and their words empower me.

They Francis Scott Key Bridge was known as the Beltway Bridge , or the Key Bridge. It was open on March 23, 1977. 43 years ago. It's opening must have been quite the experience., probably euphoric. Sadly, they made this bridge a toll bridge, but I get it: You have to pay to take a ride on Francis, iykwim. ;)

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Also--the name is an obvious misgendered name, but I understand it. Darn, why she look like that?

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What happened.......we all know it. A cargo ship hit the bridge. How dare they hit it? How fricking dare they? They didn't even pay the fricking toll to hit it.

On the date of March 26th, 2024 at approximately 1:28 a.m. EDT (That's Eastern Daylight Time for you r-slurs who keep using EST), it happened. Dali, the container ship that struck the bridge was created by Hyundai Heavy Industries in South Korea in 2015.

As they left the port the ship lost power and thus lost control of the ship. It was too late, however and they struck a pillar causing the bridge to partially collapse.

Conveniently, nobody aboard the Dali was injured. Obviously, the City of Baltimore wanted to get money and requested a jury trial against the owners of the ship, Grace Ocean Private Limited of Singapore and the managers of the ship. If you ask me this was an act of war.

The 20 men from India and Sri Lanka were apart of this conspiracy. The FBI did right to remove their phones--and they were lucky that they got off with that. Their exile aboard the ship meant that their visas expired. At this point, we should have arrested them and initiated trial by combat, or at the very least a blood sacrifice to appease the Gods of Bridges.

The negligence of those operating the ship and those who owned it deserve nothing but punishment--execution is too harsh. They must rebuild the bridge making it their lifes remaining work to atone for this.

The bridge being destroyed caused millions of dollars each day and affected the the world over. I cannot express my anger and loathing towards these types of people.

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Pictured above are explosives being used to remove the broken portions of the bridge off of the cargo ship.

Seven people fell into the Patapsco River and six of them died. It's been quite a time--but we should ready the nukes and wipe these distasteful heathens off the face of the earth.

They plan to have repairs finished by 2028 and it will cost billions of dollars. Like I said:

Ready.

The.

Nukes.

@Patsy @DestoryerCaribine @houeIIebecq @Nr1CarpFanboy @Spiderman

Ready The Nukes

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!dramatards !chuds are you in the chud texting group?

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:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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Back off, cringelord

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Add me

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Trump2024 ping group

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Baltimore is quite a beautiful city and you should definitely go there

Ive seen enough bodycam videos to know thats just a way to tell me to kill myself :marseyswear:

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No. No, no, no—the city kills you, which is cool! It does it all for you in one little :marseyelliotrodger2: package. Oh, did I say the box comes with a bow? It's green.

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I'm more of an interchange man myself but I understand the appeal of bridges. I'm sorry for your loss

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Interchanges and bridges are cousins, I think :marseyoscargamble: second. This is a good thing, family :marseyracistcheck: is family.

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!followers this is a great :marseyfingergoodjob: post!

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Thx spider :marseything2: , you da best music :marseydamosuzuki:

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It's a shame something so historical is destroyed so quickly :marseyitsover:

Maybe the new bridge repairs will be a spectacle :marseyfluffy:

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Yes, this is disappointing. I'm not as mad as I was when I wrote this, but we really :marseythinkorino2: need to ready :marseyexcited: those nukes.

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huh i forgot this happened

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How could you? Are you one of them!?

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May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem. :marseyakbar:https://i.rdrama.net/images/169731781958969.webp

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Most of those cargo ships are owned by shell companies registered in dodgy jurisdictions. Baltimore won't get a penny out of them.

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This is true and why we need to clear the companies—trial by cargo ship.

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This is news before :marseyskellington: anyone says it's not.

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Exactly

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I was in Baltimore, briefly, in 2014.

immediately left for rural pensylvaner

Arrived airport in the middle of the night, never saw the city. never wanted to. still dont

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Where :marseydrama: in PA?

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I've been saying this for a while, if blacks adopted National Socialism, we'd have literally no problems anymore, because they would understand that our races cannot coexist, it is against nature and it would be harmful to both of our peoples.

The inevitable conclusion would be Liberia 2.0. Send the entire African American population back to Africa as a conquering army, so that they can establish a National Socialist state there, supported by us until such a time as they can establish control of its bountiful resources and implement a system of eugenics to further refine what positive traits they possess.

The Hotep SS will march into the dark continent, more brilliant than the sun, and lay waste to the land that sold them first into slavery. What love should the African American have for the native African? Who was it who sold him first to the Jew? Who was it who slaughtered his people and put him out to market through treachery? It was the negro--but they can still be saved. The return of the prodigal sons of Africa will herald a new era of prosperity and advancement on the dark continent.

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