Tourist faints when King's Guard horse BITES her on the arm after she stood next to it and posed for a photo

"Failure to show standing loicense, luv"

It's right there on the sign

they got DEI horses now

Snibeti snab :DDDD

seems to be all women. horse sexist?

The sign didn't account for women not being sentient

tourists not realising they are actual soldiers is always fun

I still don't know why people go to the UK of all places to be tourists.

Like you know the place is famous for how much of c*nts the people who present as part of the tourist attractions are and you are still going to give them money to watch them stand around?

I think being a tourist to the UK is a form of mental illness unironically.

based horsey!

!horsefrickers

This one's being sent to the glue factory

but may shout if they get too close or present their bayonets if they become aggressive

the original pokemon

get it, because they poke with their bayonets and their behavior is r-slurred like an animal get it

Snapshots:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13656601/tourist-faints-kings-guard-horse-bits-arm-posed-photo.html:

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)

Guess we'll have to call this horse Joe Bitin'

When the !zoochads fail their roll for seduction.

Nothing makes me laugh more than an Asians face when they're in pain

That inbred tiny island nation could use a nuking

As officers tend to the injured woman, tourists continue to crowd around the King's Guard and his horse - with some still trying to pet and stroke the unsettled animal.