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Olympians are hating the pozzed Paris Olympics - and not breaking world records :marseypikachu2:

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!chuds :roflmao: 60% vegan meals!!! for the athletes!!!


There are concerns emerging from some sections inside the Olympics Village with athletes registering their complaints about vegan diets and environmental projects that Paris 2024 officials are determined to have succeed.

Paris organisers have been aggressive in their approach to make the Paris Olympics the most sustainable ever held and have advertised this proudly to the world.

Some critics in the Olympic host nation have previously accused the Olympic Organising Committee of going too far and "greenwashing" the entire spectacle.

Caught in the middle of the furore are the 10,000 athletes competing at the Games.

Athletes from around the world have been complaining about the food options available in the Village, as well as the cardboard beds in their rooms and a transport system that has failed them and left plenty stranded while trying to reach training venues and official Games locations.

Australian team officials appear to have predicted how the enviro policies would impact athletes, bringing their own air conditioning units, chefs, baristas and other essential comforts.

But issues with sleeping arrangements and dining hall shortages have prompted an exodus of athletes from other countries from the village with American tennis star Coco Gauff the latest to come forward and reveal her teammates have left to seek other accomodation.

Gauff gave a seven-second tour of the American women's tennis players living quarters inside the $1.6 billion housing complex where more than 14,000 athletes and officials are living.

The video featured the Olympians doing their hair and makeup and getting dressed across a few rooms throughout the hectic suite.

"10 girls, two bathrooms. #olympicvillage," the 20-year-old tennis phenom wrote in her TikTok video.

Several Olympians have shared their displeasure with the Paris Olympic Village including the cheap materials the Olympic Village used for furniture, including the "anti-s*x" cardboard mattresses.

Gauff said she borrowed a mattress topper from the US Archery team to counter the thin polyethylene mattresses.

Meanwhile, the food options available — widely reported to be dominated by a vegan diet — are so bad that even the British team has brought its own chef.

It is easy to dismiss the concerns raised by the athletes, but Aussie swimming great James Magnussen has now spoken out to reveal there is substance to the complaints from athletes that food in the village can hamper their performance and wellbeing.

"The lack of world records boils down to this whole eco-friendly, carbon footprint, vegan-first mentality rather than high performance.

"They had a charter that said 60 per cent of food in the village had to be vegan-friendly and the day before the opening ceremony they ran out of meat and dairy options in the village because they hadn't anticipated so many athletes would be choosing the meat and dairy options over the vegan-friendly ones.

"The caterer had to rejig their numbers and bring in more of those products because surprise, surprise - world class athletes don't have vegan diets.

"They must have watched the Netflix doco Game Changers and assumed everyone was the same. But let me tell you, Usain Bolt, Michael Phelps, Roger Federer - none of those guys are on a vegan diet.

"It seemed Paris wanted to be eco first, performance second at the Games. I don't know if that's a political stance, or if it's a cost stance, but I think in the future we need to look to other options because the Olympics is the pinnacle sporting event in the world."

Ariarne Titmus hinted at similar concerns after claiming gold in the 400m freestyle but in a time that fell short of expectations.

"It probably wasn't the time I thought I was capable of, but living in the Olympic Village makes it hard to perform," Titmus said on Sunday.

It's definitely not made for high performance, so it's about who can really keep it together in the mind."

Charles Guilloy, one of the village's senior chefs, told The New York Times before the Games that carbon footprint factors and animal wellbeing projects played major roles in the menu.

"French fries are too risky because of fire-hazard concerns over deep-fat fryers," Guilloy said.

"No to foie gras because animal well-being is on everyone's mind, and no to avocados because they are imported from a great distance and consume a lot of water."

Event officials previously brushed off concerns about the menu, saying 500 dish options will be available to choose from in the Village — catering for the dietary desires of almost 200 countries.

But after four sessions in the pool at the Paris La Defense Arena, there have been no world records broken.

Even Ariarne Titmus said she was surprised by how slow her time was when she won gold in the women's 400m freestyle final and talked about the environmental factors surrounding the Games having an impact across the field.

While athletes may not be happy, there are plenty around the world who are.

The Games has an ambitious target to reduce emissions to less than 1.58 million tonnes of carbon dioxide – around half the footprint of London 2012 or Rio 2016.

The most significant sustainability move has been to limit new construction to a minimum. As a result, 95 per cent of the venues at the Games are existing buildings or temporary facilities.

The other notable project has been the billion-dollar cleanup of the River Seine, which has not been swimmable since 1923 as a result of severe polution.

But even that appears to be backfiring. The first training session for triathletes was abandoned and serious doubt hangs over the competition just two days out from the men's event because of concerns over its cleanliness.

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Meanwhile, the food options available — widely reported to be dominated by a vegan diet — are so bad that even the British team has brought its own chef.

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when the world famous french cuisine is replaced by bong food LOL :marseydrum: !masterchef

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France has fallen

:#marseydeuxgenocide: :#marseychefkissgenocide:

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French cuisine is definitely not vegan friendly lol

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yeah that's why it's a shocker why they'd put so much vegan food out :marseyxd: and hire michelin chefs :marseyconfused2:

like you'd think that the chefs would kick up a fuss about having to be restricted like that

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Eh, a lot of chefs like getting challenged.

The real problem is the french olympic commitee clearly not having a single competent nutritionist in their midst. Who the frick saw the story of Bolt breaking records exclusively off McNuggets and thought "hmm yes let's feed them falafels"

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Usain Bolt is one of the biggest Chads in sports history. Dude sets world records without even trying, crushes huge piles of nuggies and impregnates dozens of women in every country he visits, then goes back home where he's a national hero and recreationally crashes high performance sports cars pretending he's a WRC driver on shitty 3rd world roads. Absurdly based lifestyle

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I was a fancy pants chef for more than 10 years, sometimes it's nice to have restrictions like that. It forces you to be creative and really think about things. I absolutely wouldn't want to do it often but I had to cater a vegan wedding reception one time; It was pretty fun and definitely made me a better cook.

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:#marseykingcrown:

just funny to see mostly vegan meals being implemented for athletes lol

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France has the most Michelin star chefs. I'm sure they had no problems finding a few that don't use butter or make good food


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GIVE ME BEIGE FOOD & MEAT!

:#marseynorftalking:

Meanwhile, in the rest of the world (for once)...

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Vegan food in generally is disgusting

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It's usually only disgusting when it tries to be a meat substitute imo...

...Which it always is. Keep your fricking nut steak and mushroom slurry burger away from me

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I like to use those as a topping for a real burger.

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Would you eat a vegan diet designed by french Olympics bureaucrats or British food consisting of beanz, fried fish, french fries, and Chinese takeaway?

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as for me, it's deep fried mars bar

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World famous Scottish chefs from the best chip shop in Glasgow

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The logistics of transporting that much fryer oil to another country are daunting

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:#marseyheinzbeans:

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Gotta 'ave me cheeky curry and a few pints of Carlin' after a day on the pitch :#marseynorf:

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Vegan diet because I need to lose weight and not eating is a great way to do that.

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/ Would did he mean by this? :marseysquint:

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/ Why do you comment like this? Weird gimmick. :marseysquint:

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He can only post emojis.

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Can't be performing at highest levels without me sausage rolls, brown beer and bangers. Frickin peak sports nutrition right there

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I bet they don't like getting robbed either :#marseydeux:

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I'm not a chud but even I thought the Opening ceremony was fricking wild and senseless. When my friends group mentioned the Olympics they focused on the cardboard beds and general arrangements, so I don't think anyone is happy with this Olympics.

I feel like the world is too submerged in global conflict at the moment to turn around and pretend we can celebrate sportsmanship and unity. Feels like a slap to the face when there's so many more things much more pressing to worry about

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The Olympics is a huge event with loads of people involved. I can't fathom how so many people decided that was a good open ceremony to perform. Obviously I wasn't expecting it to be as impressive as thousands of Chinese dancing like their families life's literally depend on it, but I didn't think they would try and piss everyone off


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I can't fathom how so many people decided that was a good open ceremony to perform.

Probably didn't want to be fired for being on the wrong side of history so they said nothing.

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The point wasn't to make you enjoy the Olympics, the point was to let the US know they are ready to suck Joe's pp.

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>I can't fathom how so many people decided that was a good open ceremony to perform.

I can't fathom how you r-slurs are still so clueless about how and why it happened :marseyitsallsotiresome:

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The Olympics are in a weird spot. Generally hosting the Olympics is economically a terrible decision with most host cities losing billions of dollars and being left with a bunch of buildings and sports structures that are mostly useless. Trying to move towards a more "sustainable" Olympics isn't a terrible idea but France's execution has been hilariously bad.

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Honestly the idea that has always made the most sense to me was permanently having them in Greece. Build facilities and use them for every Olympics. Should help reduce the costs since you aren't stuck building the facilities in a new spot every four years and Greece could use the economic help

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Mauritania could use the economic help. Why are you excluding them?

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BIPOCs

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Ew.

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That makes sense

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with most host cities losing billions of dollars

Isn't that mostly because they do it in shitty locations without the population to make use of the new infrastructure they spend billions on? Major cities in first world nations should do fine as long as they aren't r-slurred about where they build stuff. I think the 2010 Vancouver Olympics came out pretty much even.

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Where would the local population find all this shut useful? And it's have to be staffed by 20 to 50 people every day, right? It's a huge waste of money.

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Vancouver actually planned ahead and something like the giant ice oval that would be far more than needed to accommodate the speed skating scene in Canada got converted into multiple hockey rinks. Basically anything that wasn't useful in it's Olympic form got converted into something useful to the community. They didn't build shit in the middle of nowhere just to look nice.

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So one thing out of ???? was useful in Canada. What's the attendance like? Is it still worth it? (Does the net benefit to whomever exceed the opportunity cost?) because I doubt it.

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The only Olympics to ever make money for the host city was in Los Angeles

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The case with Vancouver is they basically got all the facilities and stuff they built paid for through the Olympics and still utilize the buildings today. So even though they didn't profit directly from the Olympics they still benefited from it.

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I'm not a chud but

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Some 300,000 condoms are reported to have been handed out in the athletes' village this year, which works out at an eyebrow-raising 33 per competitor. That is double the 150,000 which were distributed in Tokyo three years ago

14,000 athletes, 16 days, 300,000 condoms

So that's more or less 2X a day

No wonder they can't survive on vegan meals

And they have to play some bullshit games no one cares about on top of that!

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lol I always wonder how many of these condoms actually get used. I haven't used condone since I was like 16

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they should discourage the use of all birth control in order to breed the next generation of super athletes

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For the chad sports yea. Badminton cretins and other "sports" that people only care about for 3 days every four years need to wrap it.

:#marseymushroomcloud:

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"sports" that people only care about for 3 days every four years

Thats true for literally every olympic sport

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:#marseyprotestno: Runners and swimmers should breed.

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I dont deny that, but noone cares about these either outside of olympics

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:#marseymimic:

:#marseysmug2:

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We could have betting threads on who the father is :#marseyexcitedgif:

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This but 100% unironically.

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Olympic contestants generally don't want to accidentally conceive during a sports event. There would be so much tabloid trash regarding who the father is..

But considering the youngest athlete is a 11 year old and the oldest is 70, I'd say there are some outliers on whom using a condom is redundant due to natural reasons

!chuds I really didn't want to make a Rule 6 breaking joke but come on, it's Paris, the libertarian capital of the world who literally opened the games with a drag show :marseyxdo#rbit:

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But considering the youngest athlete is a 11 year old and the oldest is 70

:marseywtf2: what are they competing in?

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Frances next first lady.

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:#marseyxdorbit:

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Some horse shit (eurostrag term - equestrian or sumthn) where a lifetime experience of riding helps you a lot

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I think I'd wrap it up at the Olympics. The b-word you are fricking is probably living it up as much as you are


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It's more of phobia of other guys c*m touching my peepee than fear of std's if that matters. Just seems like odds are, the chick you just met at the Olympics that you are now peepeeing down probably has already ridden the peepee carousel


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BIPOC :marseybadluck:

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You're supposed to keep a few to give to your grandchildren as souvenirs

:#marseywholesome:

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and no to avocados because they are imported from a great distance and consume a lot of water."

:#marseykekw:

Imagine the few actual vegans not even being able to get avocados.

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they ran out of meat and dairy options in the village because they hadn't anticipated so many athletes would be choosing the meat and dairy options over the vegan-friendly ones

Why don't these people behave the way social media tells me most people behave?

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Can't wait for the athelete pods and bug diet for 2028 LA Olympics

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"Get this, we'll get all anglosaxons together in one place and give them beds made out of cardboard :marseysmug2: , and the meal options will only have vegetarian stuff :marseylaugh2: , and we'll host it around the time when there are record heatwaves and we won't give them A.C :marseyemojirofl:"

:!#marseydeuxtalking:

"And what about the ceremony?"

:#marseydeuxtalking:

"We'll get some disgusting obese woman, and a guy with his balls out and we'll say it's all for diversity so they can't criticize it!! :marseydarkxd:"

:!#marseydeuxtalking:


Total french victory, if you disagree you're just coping and seething :marseyindignant:

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To be fair. How are the Olympic records meant to improve when everything is fricking r-slurred and people are eating like shit

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Sounds like a lot of foids whining and dilating :marseymanysuchcases:

The village is r-slurred anyway. Countries should just do their own thing with hotels and food. Why should the host nation have to deal with Jews and Arabs and soys and jungle peoples dietary needs. Do it yourself, b-word :marseynails:

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No to foie gras

Yeah, that's honestly a bad example. Doubt people need that one.

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It's there to make you think the athletes are being unreasonable, when there's no way they're looking to get foie gras. They want things like eggs, meat, milk. Maybe avocados, but definitely not goose liver paté.

These Olympics suck.

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"French fries are too risky because of fire-hazard concerns over deep-fat fryers," Guilloy said.

Another major concern due to potential fires is loss of life. The entire complex should be evacuated forthwith.

:marseyletsfuckinggo2:

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