'My poor kid has been haunted by it': Harry Potter and the reviewer that mattered most | Harry Potter and the Cursed Child | The Guardian

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the christians were right, hary potter is not for children

There's definitely an age range for the play, and it's older than some parents might expect. The Dementors are done quite effectively, and will give some kids nightmares.

This is a story of how i learned about the meaning of life... by pooping violently on my bathroom.

It was summer of 2021, i went out with some friends when suddenly my stomach felt a ripping pain on my sides, i had quickly realized that i ate too much watermelon the evening and that caused the pain, it was about time we walked home and i walked as fast as i could.

Once i got home i threw everything i had, keys, bags, clothes, and ran to the bathroom, once i sat on the potty seat, my butthole started immediately spraying my poop for a short while, then i felt an agonizing pain on my butt, as if it was blocked, the pain was so bad that I started crying, and then..., something happened, a blessing from the lord, a huge disgusting red plump of shit, with yogurt like texture and solid feel fell with force off my butt and landing into the water like a asteroid of shit, a shitsteroid, a poomet, it was a beautiful feeling, i felt free, more than ever before, then i realized that life always works like that, if you want to thrive in life you must go through hard work, pain and patience

i want to thank my dumbass for eating too much watermelon and teaching me this lesson, god bless...

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https://www.theguardian.com/stage/article/2024/jul/30/harry-potter-and-the-cursed-child-jack-thorne-palace-theatre:

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)