Welcome to the Marsey News Network, the official news hole of rdrama! This is where you post anything that happened on the news. Politics, general news, good news, any new in any topic that doesn't have it's own hole from any source is welcome! However, if you post an unreliable source, it may be flaired appropriately. Wingcucks welcome and slapfights encouraged!
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2. Post News
3. Have Fun! Don't be boring.
4. No chudrama-tier content. Rightoid news sources are allowed, but anything that belongs in chudrama or could get the site deplatformed will be moved to chudrama.
5. @DarkDeity and
@Spiderman has the right to post whatever news they want in this hole
6. Be nice.
orders DOJ 
to return Q-Shaman's helmet and spear 
I'm thinking these things can get about that.
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I will unironically pledge $50 towards setting up a @pizzaJill vs the Shaman no-holds barred backyard cage fight.
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who would win?!
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Q Man comes with boxing
gloves, Pizza comes with discount rotisserie chickens over his fists that expired 2 days ago.
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The smell would overcome them both.
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If @pizzaJill could cut 60 pounds, maybe he wouldn't end up dead in the first round?
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Can I be the WWE style ref?
I'm easily distracted and have a blind spot for folding chairs
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PIZZASHILL TOOK A DIVE FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE ITS SO OVER
We need to have Vince do a skit about sexting Ted to start
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