:marseykamakama: People somehow surprised :marseyflushzoom: that the politics :marseywingcuck: are a show like it's never :marseyitsover: been that way

https://x.com/BehizyTweets/status/1825350029529460848

It's official folx, we've reached the apex of repuburdity.

That last statement was a lie. The truth :marseyredcheck: is that there :marseycheerup: is no "apex". Let's wait until the next thing.

Anyway, as you can see, it's apparent that Kamala :marseyridin: Harris :marseygivecoconut: went to a Sheetz (a PA gas station/mto/convenience store chain).

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17240889825118947.webp

What you see in the previous image :marseymissing2: is Kamala :marseyridin2: with Gov Tim Walz(totally forgettable guy) looking :marseyflirt: "intrigued", or shocked :marseywtf2: that something :marseysmugface: so beautiful :marseyglam: exists. Who would :marseymid: have guessed that PA is getting the recognition it finally deserves. The woman :marseyfrozenchosenchoke: behind :marseynotes2: them definitely understands what's happening.

M-fricking-V-P.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1724088982323647.webp

Now, here's the kicker--you're going :marseysal3: to be shocked, surprised, and perhaps outraged. This is an understandable and unavoidable reaction. Take a deep breath :marseyzeldalinkbotw: before :marseyskellington: reading :marseyhijab: the next sentence:

This is staged, faked; it's just a photo :marseymemories: op.

oh no, oh god, frick no. This is just---I can't fricking :marseytom: believe :marseyparappa: it!!!!! FAKE?!?!?!?! Those god darned demonrats.

Never--ever, ever in the span of the past 500 plus years has this EVER occurred.

This is disgusting, it's fricking :marseytom: gross. Next you're going :marseysal2: to tell me that Hollywood movies aren't real?

Are aliens :marseychestburster: even real? ET never :marseyitsover: happened? We all know that's unequivocally and patently false. The demonrats have taken things too far. The good, self-respecting Republigods would :marseywood: never :marseyitsover: debase themselves to such a lowly level. Engaging in political :marseywatermelon: theater :marseyprojection: is so beneath them. All non-liberal politicians have our best interests in mind when running :marseychaser: for office. #BelieveRepublicans #TeamGigantaPhant

This is Bridge :marseyetika: here reporting :marseyreport: on the things that truly matter. The last thing I'll say is that this is fricked up and Kamala :marseygivecoconut: should :marseynorm: be put on trial by goonbat. This is a disgrace and an utter travesty. Jesus :marseyklennysoren: is disappointed :marseywarsad: and so should :marseynorm: you.

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!chuds shieeetz

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You know sheetz?

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no but shieeeeeeeeeeeetz

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17240898813272986.webp

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Not talking :marseytalk: about blackture. I meant Sheetz.

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Don't make fun of our culture, you sick, sick, sick, sick; sick, sick, sick, sick, sick.

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shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeetz

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Sheetz is iconic. Come to Pennsylvania :marseyyinzer: and we can visit Wawa and Sheetz.

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@lain lives in PA :marseyembrace:

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Sheetz is poggers but honestly felt like Wawa is over hyped. @Bridge

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I know sheetz. It's a pretty good gas station. Very clean

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Wait, public appearances during elections are staged?

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We both know that's not true.

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Bring my neighbor back.

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Why have you not posted this?

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Didnt think it was good lol idk. Here is more DNC nonsense.

!burgers

@Spysix_Amostnamash

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These would :marseywood: be funny :marseythissmall: and worth it. I especially chuckled at the abortion :marseyhandmaid: pill one. Like, who thinks this shit up?

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If they "bring the war home" does that mean the cops here get all the same powers as the ones in Israel? :marseyhmm:

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Saddam Hussein loved doritos!

https://media.tenor.com/RO1fE0juwc8AAAAx/saddam-hussein-saddam.webp

"palestinian lives matter" is a racist phrase, only Black trans lives matter!!!

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This is factual and actual. Politicians should :marseynorm: not partake in the food of the every day human. Has anyone ever seen Kamala :marseyridin2: and Saddam in the same room?

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https://media.tenor.com/9ZVhQyN8n8sAAAAx/facts-factos.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17240897970271013.webp

"palestinian lives matter" is a wildy racist and offesnive phrase, only Black trans lives matter!!!

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Omg its like VEEP but irl!

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True. I tried to not fit in the pun, but it was a fail and that's okay!

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It's not always staged

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I'd vote for that guy.

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That blonde woman is saying "wow" to a gas station sandwich display?

Wow just like us

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I didn't read any of the annoying shit you wrote but them staging a heckin relatable "found the Doritos moment!" is funny and stupid. Pokemon go to the polls and drink hot sauce while you vote for Hilary Biden Kamala.

trans lives matter

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Who the heck has difficulty finding doritos in a convenience store? Is this how the upper crust thinks we live our lives?

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>the upper crust

:marseyfacepalm: And this ho fricked her way to the top.

jewish lives matter

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RNC: We've got Hulk Hogan brother

DNC: Shopping for bagels or something

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