World Wars: Attack of the Drones, Ukraine assaulted Moscow with "largest drone strike ever"

Hello, Folx, it's me again. I'm Bridge. In today's random installment of BridgeNews we have a cool story developing regarding the super cool proxy war between Russia and Ukraine.

Personally, I haven't kept up with it much. It's not that I don't care, but I don't care; we're all on the new thing right now! I'm talking about the Drump vs Skamala saga—a totally unexpected change during what were definitely filler episodes.

So, what we have is Ukraine somehow making their way towards Moscow? Kind of crazy when you think about it; Uncle Sam would probably be proud, but disappointed that it should have been us in the mid to late 1900's. If I recall correctly, they had to wear jackets because it was colder back then?

When I think about this conflict, I just imagine 5 guys in the woods shooting long range rockets at Russian tanks. The really messed up part is that big ol' strong Mac daddy Putin has let this happen. All he had to do was crush them like a bug and now they're knocking at his front door.

Sike! It was just three drones and they were shot down; there was no chance. I was expecting like 40 drones or some shit and this is what we see? It's not that it's not a problem, but come on. "Biggest" makes it sound big, sort of like when your mom said you were an artist despite drawing the equivalent of a tacky dollar general product at the age of 12.

So, if you were eating cheerios expecting something big, better whip out the cream of defeat. (Wheat)

It's important to note that these drones are not your average run of the mill DJI or whatever.

That's more like it! I'm sure they're expensive af. Also, I guess this is the strategy going forward? They did train 10k drone pilots.

(picture below refers to previous drone attack incident)

Anyway, folx, I'm disappointed and surprised. The fact that Ukraine has been able to do this (which, appears to have happened at least one other time I know about) is sad, fricking sad.

Russia, I don't like you, but do better.