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:marseyplushieswinging: Hundreds of Britons advertise for suicide partner [now with added gender war]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2yjr48e4eo

!britbongs we should all keep ourselves safe together it would be really romantic and stuff

/u/unitedkingdom thread

Not so interesting but as usual there's some c*nt repeating the:

men's numbers are higher because they choose more deadly methods

thing which is a half-truth at best. Foids' """attempts""" are less successful when they try overdosing with the same drug, because (a) foids are bad at maths and (b) they don't really want to die.

Edit:

Semi-related slapfights about who wants to die more are available in /r/science (the answer is moids):

https://old.reddit.com/r/science/comments/1eycmot/suicide_risk_is_76_higher_for_female_doctors/

Best thread:

:marseywomanmoment: As a medical provider I will stand next to a man 5 or 10 years my junior and he will be assumed to be the physician even though I will be the one training.

:marseydoctor: I'm a physician, and you're not, so I think I am more qualified to talk about the broad range of stressors that affect both men and women physicians more than you are.

:marseyindignantwoman: I didn't ask you to stalk me and prove a point. Please don't be creepy.

:marseyairquotes: medical provider :!marseyairquotes:

!foidmoment !biofoids why are you like this? just say you're a fricking nurse wtf

Edit 2:

She isn't even a nurse she's a beautician or something:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17244063389060748.webp

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Totally not an absolute dystopian hellhole of an island :marseyxd:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1724401472552393.webp

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>estimated rate

>Statista

They literally make shit up. I don't know why people bother with them, except to "win" internet arguments.

!ifrickinglovescience !nooticers when did y'all get wise to the Statista problem?

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https://www.oecd.org/en/data/indicators/suicide-rates.html

Here's the data straight from the OECD if you'd prefer

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17244210420211895.webp

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>South Korea: 35 (Statista)

:marseyxd:

Thanks for proving my point.

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The above chart is just overall because the OECD refuse to colour code their charts in any way so it becomes an absolute mess to try and read if you split it up further. It is 35 for men

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17244214885373304.webp

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Okay, BIPOC. Statista is still shit.

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Pretty graphics :#marseycrayoneater:

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Greeks are so lazy the can't even bother to kill themselves.

Also, US being above Russia is surprising. Russia is generally the leader in such stats, but I guess drinking yourself to death may not necessarily be ruled a suicide. After all that's a country where randomly flying out of a window is ruled as an "unfortunate accident".

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It often actually is when alcohol and drugs are involved. Or dog's wet nose, as one video on carp's site demonstrated :doggohello:

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Or dog's wet nose, as one video on carp's site demonstrated

I'm lacking context, but I'm fairly sure I will be better if things stay that way.

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Dude went for a midnight smoke :smoke: , naked, and leaned out of the window to do so.

Dog, being dog, saw an exposed butt and decided to smell it :marseysniff:

Man feels a cold wet presence on his bussy and instinctively jumps away from it, can't catch himself in time :marseysheercliff:

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Oh, I expected something much worse.

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:#marseysheepdogpat:

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US is because of firearms + alcohol.

!boozers, remember to keep your rifle collection in one house and your booze collection in the other, god bless.

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I don't think guns (even ASSAULT RIFLES :marseyscared: ) can cause you to randomly fly out of window.

Drugs very much can make you think windows aren't real and try walking out of them at 12 floor.

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sorry, replied to the wrong commemt. It's friday morning, and you know what that means !boozers

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I wonder if MAID is included in those stats. Probably not, because it's not a suicide (bad) but a medical operation (good)

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I was gonna say there were probably like 100 MAID deaths/year tops in Canada, but then I looked it up:

In 2022, 13,241 MAID provisions were reported in Canada, accounting for 4.1% of all deaths in Canada.

That's fricking wild, but they got 118,095 sexy Indian dudes to make up for it.

:#marseyehgenocide:

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most are just old sick people tho to be fair

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They executed a young woman with fibromyalgia. Some of the cases are absolutely insane, the fact that they're not front page news every time shows how absolutely fricked the media is.

The stopped releasing detailed MAID statistics so it's impossible to know how many of the deaths are from the actually terminally ill. Canada, even by proportion has an unusually high number of these suicides compared to Cali or European countries where it's allowed.

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Weren't they trying to make it more difficult for younger people to get MAIDed due to how many were doing it?

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What's insane about executing a mentally ill and lazy attention whore?

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A 50ish native :marseytrain: wanted to MAID themselves and was turned down. While at least a handful of disabled patients were recommended MAID rather than keep living.

It's morbidly interesting how little is reported about something that's responsible for 1 in 25 deaths in Canada.

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As long as they can kill their people at the same rate they import new migrants it'll all be good :marseythumbsup:

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4.1%

I saw some figure for prison inmates that was even more extreme. But at least they don't have capital punishment.

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it's not a suicide (bad) but a medical operation (good)

This but unironically

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Men stay winning :marseyletsfuckinggo2:

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35 per year and assuming 80 year lifespan would be 2300 suicides out of the 100,000 people by the end of their life.

Which means 0.23% of the population kills itself across a lifetime. That's 1 in every 434 people killing themselves before they die of other causes.

@timmy_blueballs stand with Israel.

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:#soysnoo:

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