Caroline Ellison, the ex-girlfriend of convicted crypto swindler Sam Bankman-Fried, urged a federal judge not to send her to prison her role in the theft of $8 billion from customers of bankrupt FTX exchange.
In a court filing just before midnight on Tuesday, Ellison's lawyers told US District Judge Lewis Kaplan in Manhattan that the former executive at FTX sister firm Alameda Research deserves leniency for helping prosecutors build a successful criminal case against Bankman-Fried.
"From her first meeting with prosecutors, Caroline unflinchingly acknowledged her own wrongdoing," her lawyer Anjan Sahni wrote. "She time and again proved herself an enormously credible and important cooperating witness."
Sam is also getting fatter in jail
Bankman-Fried, 32, is serving a 25-year prison sentence after his conviction last year in what prosecutors described as one of the biggest financial frauds in US history. He is appealing the verdict and sentence.
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That is an AMAZING weasel pic. She looks like a zillion year old librarian who is watching a rat eat an old book
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that pic is from last year
https://watcher.guru/news/caroline-ellison-reveals-that-sbf-had-us-presidential-aspirations
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As a married man even I wouldn't be able to receive filetio from that creature
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Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered peepee a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!" . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His peepee thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated peepee.
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I would love to pin the weasel.
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Gruntilda looking mfer
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Snapshots:
https://nypost.com/2024/09/11/business/sam-bankman-frieds-ex-lover-caroline-ellison-begs-to-stay-out-of-jail-for-ftx-fraud/:
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