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You will not pee standing 
up.
Gross 
reason why men shouldn't pee standing up and how it's being taught in some countries
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you WILL eat the bugs
you WILL live in the pod
you WILL NOT own anything
you WILL sit down to pee
and you WILL like it
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i dont pee
gave that up
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For me, peeing standing-up is a privilege, not necessarily a pleasure.
I do not think
every man should 
be allowed to pee standing 
up
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no, peeing in general
its a filthy
habit
just stop it
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-Guy with pee on his butt
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i'll piss all over the darned place
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How do men pee sitting down? I tried once and my
didn't fit, was I sitting wrong?
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Yes, sit on top of the upper deck and aim down into the bowl.
Did you really think seatedchads were using the same seat designed for foids?
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I presumed they all had microdicks, yeah.
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Just in case I splash everywhere with my huge wiener. Probably other reasons too.
Yes it dips into the bowl.
No I do not worry.
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I only sit to pee if I'm tired or inebriated. Urine isn't gross enough for me to worry about microscopic droplets.
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I like to aim right at 3 o'clock so it makes a whirlpool.
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At home I do piss sitting, since I'm so tall my humungous dong is still not long enough to compensate for the height difference and piss is guaranteed to splash all over the place.
Public pottys though, they better have an urinal or there will be some flooding.
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Same. Ngl I wish they made potty
bowls differently but at the end of the day, oh well.
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Have you ever tried to do trick shots with your piss like arcing it over your shoulder and behind you into the potty?
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Me?
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No... the article
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True
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NOOOOOOOO
YOU CAN"T JUST POST DRAMA AND NOT PEE IN THE STALL NOOOOO
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Left house today on Kellere's drugged recommendation. Sunlight brighter than I remember. Hurts eyes; skin. Paused to examine strange, Marsey-like creature lazing in next door garden, when elderly neighbour greeted me with "Good morning". A good sign: outside people growing increasingly woke on gussy question.
Before returning to attempted categorization of :marseygarden:, took opportunity to ask neighbour his thoughts Re: trains. In response he recommended an autism helpline, no doubt coyly referencing AGP phenomenon. Decided he was too much of a ruqqoid to be worth inviting to rdrama. Perhaps baitable? Will fetch cumjar and return to garden later.
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