I am willing to fight for this hole. I will show up in my suit with two pairs of gloves and a spare mouthpiece. We will have to do this in a state where mutual combat is legal. I swear to god I will show.
The steps you will need to take:
Designate a champion who will fight for the current regime of /h/mnn
Have them prove they are in a state with mutual combat and provide us with a suitable location for us to do battle. Preferably a place with few civilians so no innocents are harmed. (For example, spokane washington riverfront park is a decent spot)
If your champion is a male under 200 pounds they may bring an ally provided that ally is also under 200 pounds. I would not recommend sending a champion who is female. I am not in a mood to hold back.
Next we will engage in honorable single combat. (or a 2v1 if you are victim weight) When I win the hole is given back to its rightful owner.
I am holding you two most accountable for this incident. You attacked @Spiderman after he has been through so much. And you attacked him when he wasn't even here to defend his home. I won't let this happen. I am serious about this. Name the time and the place.
You should also think long and hard about what your options are.
You can send your champion to an unwinnable fight.
You can avoid it and put your cowardice on display for all to see.
Or you can avoid all this and give the hole back to
@Spiderman
Make. Your. Choice.
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I am serious about this. I have a very flexible schedule. I have nothing to lose and I care about nothing but protecting the city. I will put my body on the line for this hole.
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