Maid-bot malfunctions Erotic asphyxiation ensues

Dr Florian Willet, the president of The Last Resort and the operator of the Sarco "suicide pod," is in custody following the suspicious death of a 64-year-old American woman who used the device in Switzerland. The pod is designed to provide a peaceful end through nitrogen-induced suffocation; however, the woman was found with neck injuries that raised suspicions of possible strangulation. Swiss prosecutors are investigating this case as a potential homicide, mainly because the pod's alarm was triggered, leading Willet to comment to the pod's inventor, Philip Nitschke, that the woman was "still alive." As a result, all other pod applications have been suspended during the ongoing investigation.

Wait, so the device malfunctioned, she didn't die, and then someone strangled her while she was still in the death pod? Holy shit

I'm pretty sure "getting strangled by the CEO" was not the means of death advertised on the brochure.

Every tech company starts with a minimum viable product and a lot of manual process that gets refined as the product ships.

It's really, really bizarre that almost nobody in that thread is pointing out how utterly dystopian of a concept suicide pods are. Instead there's some r-slur unironically going "Wow this is horrible because it might hinder future suicide pod development and turn people away from this new technology"

I mean what the frick, seriously

Why do foids need this fancy elaborate death booth? The good ol' noose to a tree has served humanity just fine since time immemorial. Just do that.

I pray they find out suicide is done by Indian thry hired.

But how do you frick up suicide? Flood pod with carbon monoxide or helium. Or take away oxygen.

Put on heart monitor to keep eye on how long they are hanging. Give them some drugs so passing is as peaceful as possible.

I could do this in my backyard with stuff i have around house(except drugs. But i have some old booze)

!foids they finally invented your sexbot!

I have a distinct memory of an OG Star Trek episode with suicide booths in it. I also learned from Star Trek that it's wrong to steal people's brains and it's wrong to dress up in a toga and claim to be Apollo. So if Starshit says it's wrong then it must be wrong.

Well, at least she was strangled by a white man. Imagine the backlash against peaceful POCs (and muslims) if the janitor had to step in and finish the job, and the clean up job.

Is this the medbed that Qanon promised?

Snapshots:

https://old.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1gfcktr/shes_still_alive_first_sarco_suicide_pod_user/:

• undelete.pullpush.io

• ghostarchive.org

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