Why religious themes make for such good horror movies | AP News

Religious themes make for good horror movies because demons are literally real and some of them are the scariest mfers out there !schizos

The better question is "Why are 99% of horror movies r-slurred?"

The last one I saw that wasn't was A Cabin in the Woods and one's over a decade old at this point. I haven't exactly been watching a lot of movies since we had our kid, but every horror movie trailer I see online makes it look like the movie was made for people with the brains of drug-addicted down syndrome patients.

Not only does Christianity translate well for U.S. audiences, it has a lot of raw material for moviemakers to work with, he said.

What a fricking r-slur. Do these fricking imbeciles get that Christianity "translated well" on the other side of the world for a couple millennia before the United States existed and it "translates well" around the world today? No, they don't. They think it's some strange quirk of America because that's how cut off they are from humanity.

Geena Davis is famous for being the dumb b-word who made Cutthroat Island, the biggest bomb in the history of Hollywood. Hugh Grant is famous for getting caught having some streetwalker suck him off in his car on Sunset Blvd. Why are we asking these people to explain religion to us? I dunno. If I knew I would have been hired by the AP.

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This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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