The bald eagle is now officially the national bird of the US, after President Joe Biden signed a law on Christmas Eve bestowing the honour upon the white-headed and yellow-beaked bird of prey.
Founding Father Benjamin Franklin objected to the creature being chosen to represent the country, calling it a "bird of bad moral character".
Fitting. For the times they are a-changin'.
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-Benjamin "Milf-Hunter" Franklin
*Apparently it was once belived that the bald eagle was migratory and did not spend all of the year in North America.
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!chuds, I can't believe it! Benjamin Franklin was woke before it was """cool""" to be woke!
American History is over.
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I still wish we officialized to the Gadsden flag and America was anthropomorphized as a snake
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is that the same turkey that will drown if you leave it standing outside in the rain too long?
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Yes a wild animal did not evolve to survive rain, a weather phenomenon which famously never occurs in the americas.
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Yet another plague the anglos brought to that poor continent.
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Correct, evolution is a lie
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Similar common sense & survival instincts to the average Burger.
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Ben was low key right and the Turkey would be a better bird for America (the worst aesthetics of america are when we just copy the Romans ) but if it was the national bird we wouldn't eat it.
Someone here suggested it but a type of owl would have gone VERY hard.
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this is a good thing
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Im tired of turkey hate, it is a fantastic meat if you cook it right.
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im hunting for bird milf
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!burgers !birdposters gotta hand it to the demented lame duck...he did a good thing here...
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Thank you Biden !nonchuds
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You may think you're hot stuff, the St. Nick of this topic — but if you're Kris Kringle, I'm Mrs. Claus: Anything you can do, I can do — backwards, without looking, and in high heels.
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