'Intoxicated' Zambian police officer allegedly released prisoners for New Year's : nottheonion

Detective Inspector Phiri unlocked both the male and female cells and instructed the suspects to leave, stating they were free to cross over into the new year

Yeah well depends what they were arrested for innit?

Inspector Phiri was "in a state of intoxication" at 10am on December 31 when he took the cell keys from a colleague

Friends don't let friends take the keys in that state.

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