Google Maps to Rename 'Gulf of Mexico' to 'Gulf of America' for US Users

This is so incredibly fricking stupid. It is a major pain in the butt to find any ancient or medieval city in Turkey because those devious little roaches renamed everything to "Karatepe". That's the Turkish solution to the nation's problems. Rename stuff so we forget who our ancestors were.

Well, if you're going to do that, don't rename every fricking thing "Karatepe".

B-word please. I've seen these places and you know what the one geographical feature is nowhere near them? A black hill. How the heck do you even have a black hill? The only time I've seen one is after a forest fire. And if you're willing to name cities after something random that has nothing to do with them, why don't you name one for Spock? Mulder? Castle? Rockford? Heck, the last two are even happen to refer to geographical features that are a heck of lot more common in your shithole than black hills.

Dumb motherlovers. Maybe I should have suggested something more appealing to them. The Soap Opera River, the Treacherous Mountains, the Big Titty Blonde Women hills, the Desert of Never Taking Responsibility for the Terrorist Groups we Shelter, the No Really Commies Too As Long As You're Terrorist lagoon.