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:siren:REDDIT TERRORISM HAS BEGUN :soysnoo3::soyjihadi::siren: - An armed man arrested at the U.S. Capitol said he planned to kill Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, and burn down The Heritage Foundation, federal authorities say. :marseycop: :soysnootypefast: :marseycop2: :marseytrump:

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An armed man arrested at the U.S. Capitol said he planned to kill Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, and burn down The Heritage Foundation, federal authorities say.

Ryan Michael English, 24, of Massachusetts (:marseymayo:), was found with a knife and two Molotov cocktails on Monday afternoon near the south door of the Capitol, U.S. District Court records say.

"I'd like to turn myself in," English said after he approached a U.S. Capitol Police officer, the records say.

Officers detained and searched him and found he had a folding knife, a lighter and two 50-mililiter bottles of vodka with a gray cloth attached to the top.

English told officers he went to the Capitol to kill Bessent, who was being confirmed as Treasury secretary. He said he had more Molotov cocktails in his car.

He said he left home on Sunday with the intention to kill Hegseth, who he called a "Nazi," and Johnson, as well as burn down The Heritage Foundation. He said he aimed to "depose" the officials and send a message, records say.

As English headed to D.C., he stopped at a library in Chevy Chase, Maryland, and saw Reddit posts about Bessent's confirmation hearing. He then altered his intended target, the records say.

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Why did he kitty out?

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Because this is the first true case of Redditor Terrorism - fantasizing about your Avengers/Guardians of the Galaxy/Jedi #Resistance militia overthrowing the Gilead/Palpatine/Voldemort/Homelander/Thanos dictatorship of le GOP on reddit and BlueSky is very easy :smugjak:

Realistically though, the average redditor militias would kitty the frick out and suffer a collective mental breakdown as soon as they hear a distant gunshot, they would immediately seek to surrender or just simply Jonestown themselves :soycry::marseyserioushatfact: !truthnuke !chuds !commenters

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This is exactly the same thing that happened with that redditor who planned to kill a supreme court judge. He saw the bodyguards outside their house and just immediately walked away and called 911 on himself. :marseyxd:

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>Watch out Chuds, the Redditor Democratic Army (RDA) will kill all of you Fascists during our revolution, I swear!

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See a Nazi, punch a nazi

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Couldn' he just have walked or drove away and no one would've known?

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Yes. :marseyxd: But he was a neurotic rebbitor.

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He saw how fortified the Capitol was and his r-slurred naruto inspired plans evaporated in real-time

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