You WILL stay home for over a year
You WILL social distance
You WILL wear the mask
You WILL wear the mask while eating
You WILL wear the mask while sleeping
You WILL wear 4 masks
You WILL stay 6ft apart from others except for during your corporation approved BLM rallies
You WILL flatten the curve
You WILL submit your DNA for Covid-19 testing
You WILL subscribe to the quarantine subreddit
You WILL record and report anti-maskers
You WILL embrace HR6666
You WILL obey the curfew
You WILL take the vaccine
You WILL support permanent social distancing
You WILL get the swab
You WILL eat the cricket burger
You WILL drink the cockroach milk
You WILL eat the maggot chips
You WILL eat the bugs
You WILL eat the babies
You WILL consume estrogen
You WILL avoid eating meat
You WILL take violence-inhibiting hormone injections
You WILL eat the soy
You WILL donate to GMO research
You WILL donate your food
You WILL drink recycled urine
You WILL believe in Ball Earth
You WILL believe in the moon landing
You WILL believe in climate change
You WILL stop believing in chemtrails
You WILL work and live in a sealed pod with your Vaxpass™
You WILL avoid travelling without your Vaxpass™
You WILL ride the bus
You WILL live in the FEMA camps
You WILL get in the wage cage
You WILL work in the cube
You WILL follow the arrows in the supermarket
You WILL rent your clothes
You WILL trust only government and government approved officials
You WILL trust only fact checker approved content
You WILL embrace identity politics
You WILL support erasing history
You WILL refrain from researching statistics or manipulation
You WILL listen to state approved media
You WILL listen to Bill Gates
You WILL avoid listening to conspiracy theories
You WILL get digital ID implants
You WILL be an early adopter for Neuralink
You WILL report non-compliant individuals
You WILL refrain from asking questions
You WILL get the digital tattoo
You WILL carry a phone at all times
You WILL allow the police to search your home
You WILL get an identification tattoo
You WILL support government-corporation unification
You WILL be mandated to house illegal aliens
You WILL remember the Shoah
You WILL support Israel
You WILL embrace the cashless system
You WILL have propaganda beamed into your mind
You WILL accept our version of history
You WILL only read pre-approved content
You WILL only hear pre-approved content
You WILL only see pre-approved content
You WILL only think pre-approved content
You WILL only dream pre-approved content
You WILL worship the New World Order
You WILL donate to African aid programs
You WILL accept corporation set UN migrant quotas
You WILL cut contact with loved ones
You WILL get circumcised
You WILL give up your privacy and freedom
You WILL embrace mass surveillance for your safety
You WILL take the meds
You WILL protest and riot in defense of criminals
You WILL take a knee for Black Lives Matter
You WILL accept white fragility
You WILL refrain from asking hate questions
You WILL punch Nazis
You WILL donate to BLM
You WILL use the pronouns
You WILL reject Christ
You WILL destroy God’s creation
You WILL inject your son with HRT
You WILL let the transgender go into female bathrooms
You WILL accept there are 40 genders
You WILL pay for POC’s welfare
You WILL be jailed for being right-wing
You WILL have your street closed down for LGBT parades
You WILL watch state-sponsored race mixing propaganda
You WILL accept that anti-Chinese sentiment is racism
You WILL support anti-white racism
You WILL embrace demographic replacement
You WILL have no spiritual beliefs
You WILL kneel when the George Floyd anthem plays
You WILL clap for our BLM health heroes
You WILL admit to institutionalized racism
You WILL believe blacks cannot be racist
You WILL own nothing and be happy
You WILL be transported to death camps if you resist
You WILL accept the new normal
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