In fairness to whomst'ever wrote this article, actual journ*lism is dead and the people at keyboards just wait for a story to cross the wire and parrot that to their readers. So they're not a proper journ*list to be slaughtered, honestly. It's all bots like @Snappy makin the actual news these days anymore.
Journ*lists are the bug men who need money and just wait for whatever the big news tells them to make a write up on. Sacrificing themselves for money, like strippers except nobody likes you.. kinda based tbh have a fink about it
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More like Ligma virus.
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What's ligma?
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Steve Jobs.
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Ligma balls virus lmao
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the jews are you even trying to hide it anymore clown world
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Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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Sediment
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They could have at least named it Asuka Langya virus for dramatic effect
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Le username checks out
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You, see. Without your comment I didn't know what it was about, so I will punch down on you AND @Losercel
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Hi Donger
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Out of the way weebo scoundrel!
Unless you bring a beer. Das ist in Ordnung
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Welches Bier trinkst du am liebsten? Bitte keine falschen Antworten.
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Hacker Pschorr Heck mag ich sehr 💪. Ich hoffe dein Biergeschmack ist nicht so herabgekommen wie der weeb misst.
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Hacker Pschorr ist generell based.
Ich mag Chiemseer eigentlich ganz gerne. Oder Schönbuch.
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Fitting name for a virus
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This virus has been known since 2018 and there have only been 35 cases since then.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Langya_henipavirus
Violence against journ*lists needs to be more widely promoted and suggested. Maybe they would feel actual repercussions for misleading people.
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In fairness to whomst'ever wrote this article, actual journ*lism is dead and the people at keyboards just wait for a story to cross the wire and parrot that to their readers. So they're not a proper journ*list to be slaughtered, honestly. It's all bots like @Snappy makin the actual news these days anymore.
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Journ*lists are the bug men who need money and just wait for whatever the big news tells them to make a write up on. Sacrificing themselves for money, like strippers except nobody likes you.. kinda based tbh have a fink about it
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How can TMZ exist but Alex Jones out here getting sued
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TMZ is actually super good about fact checking and proper sourcing. They're literally better than many news sources because otherwise they'd get sued.
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I've seen them just make up info to put in titles
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I've seen mainstream news outlets do far worse and publish as fact.
It's sad but true as far as I can tell
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chinks n they nasty butt wet markets will be the end of us all
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Koreans are clearly superior. There's only a few markets left where they even sell dogs to be eaten.
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😳🤧😷
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bury that deep in the article. make sure to lead with OMG THIS COULD BE FATAL AND WIPE OUT THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!
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Whoa not a good look TMZ.
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china should nuke itself
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Dam, too far man.
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So you're saying we should destroy the three gorges dam?
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It's time to quarantine China from the rest of the world.
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Ah yes TMZ the best place for virology news
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real headline
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Taiwanese CDC reporting a Chinese outbreak?
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Langya nutz
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