mmt of the Miami beach zombie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_cannibal_attack

and this other guy

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11478771/Cannibal-frat-boy-randomly-killed-Florida-couple-chewed-mans-face-not-guilty.html

Also made me think of actor Armie Hammer

https://www.businessinsider.com/armie-hammer-cannibal-dms-controversy-explained

If only I could be Vice President for life.

A jury on Thursday found a Minnesota man guilty on all charges in connection with the fatal stabbing of a teenager during a tubing trip in western Wisconsin in the summer of 2022.

Nicolae Miu, who's now 54, was found guilty of first-degree reckless homicide in the death of 17-year-old Isaac Schuman of Stillwater during a confrontation on the Apple River. The verdict was read just after 11 a.m. in St. Croix County Circuit Court in Hudson, Wis.

Miu was also found guilty of four counts of first-degree recklessly endangering safety, in connection with four people who were wounded in the stabbing — Alexander Martin, Dante Carlson, Anthony Carlson and Ryhley Mattison.

Miu also was found guilty on a count of battery.

He had been charged with first-degree intentional homicide, and four counts of attempted first-degree intentional homicide.

But KARE 11 reported that the jury was given the option to find Miu guilty on less-severe charges of reckless homicide and recklessly endangering safety — and exercised that discretion in their verdict.

!chuds !nooticers @arsey the zoomies won

I'd sell Quebec to Russia for free