My bussy rules

Listen up motherlovers, because this is no ordinary bussy. This bussy is the fricking shit. This bussy bleeds black gold and pisses pure liquid heroin. This bussy queefs helium, in baritone.

This bussy does not frick around, this bussy fricks around. You could frick this bussy with a nuclear warhead, 5 minutes later it would snap back tighter than a vice grip. Detonate that same nuclear warhead inside of this bussy, and watch this bussy produce a bussy mushroom cloud.

If you felt this bussy it would feel softer than silk, if you ate this bussy it’d be sweeter than the blackest berry, and if you fricked this bussy it'd be rawer than shit.

You cannot refute this bussy’s greatness, because this bussy defines greatness. This bussy took a picture with Chuck Norris, and everyone who saw it thought he looked like a fricking c*nt.

This bussy relocated the 7th layer of Heck to a Whole Foods, in Portland, Oregon.

Holy frick, does my bussy rule.

This bussy gets fricked in other dimensions. And this bussy learned interdimensional travel by face fricking the answer out of God himself. God did not create this bussy, this bussy created God. God is this bussy’s b-word. This bussy made Buddha a warmonger. This bussy puts images of Muhammad all over the world, and nobody ever says shit, because this bussy made all the threats. This bussy crucified Jesus and took his place three days later. This bussy framed the Jews. This bussy made atheism trendy. This bussy gave Vishnu four arms just so he could finger frick the shit out of it.

This bussy is Chaos. No order comes from chaos, unless this bussy says so.

This bussy has a logical answer to every paradox.

When this bussy gets crossed, parallel lines collide.

This bussy is the reason abortion exists. This bussy is the reason abortions fail. This bussy has had its tubes tied.

After this bussy anally r*ped your pro-life dad, he got pregnant. This bussy took your dad to the top of the Eiffel Tower and pushed him down the stairs. This bussy put your mom on the fricking street corner. This bussy pimp slapped every other pimp in the vicinity to death and ran the game. This bussy taught Iceberg Slim everything he knows, and this bussy ghost wrote Pimp: The Story of My Life.

This bussy only listens to old school gangster rap. This bussy is the only one who truly doesn’t give a frick. This bussy killed Tupac. This bussy fricked his corpse because this bussy is a necrophiliac. This bussy is an Outkast. This bussy spun every track on The Chronic. This bussy was adding the suffix –izzle to words, when Snoop Dogg was pooping in diapers. This bussy gave Eazy-E AIDS. This bussy made Ice Cube sellout. This bussy has no idea what the frick MC Ren is up to. This bussy got Ice-T into metal and formed Body Count. This bussy wrote Cop Killer. This bussy is the only reason the Beastie Boys never sold out. This bussy is the real Public Enemy. This bussy fought the Wu-Tang Clan. This bussy sewed Method Man’s butthole closed and just kept feeding him, and feeding him, and feeding him…

If you're from Mars, and you have a bussy, you're bussy still ain't shit

This bussy convinced Hillary Clinton to set up the private e-mail server. Just to stir the pot, this bussy convinced Donald Trump to run for president. This bussy gave Bernie Sanders his first erection ever since this bussy faked the moon landing. This bussy made him feel the burn of blue balls. This bussy is the Zodiac Killer.

This bussy is like a mad dog, running through the flames of this Earth.

This bussy could go on for eternity, but this bussy has shit to do.

This bussy is out. Go frick yourselves.

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