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Once many years ago, I asked "where do I learn more about this person DarqWolff?" and I was told "at /r/drama". And that is why I am here.
I made a post yesterday that I thought should be considered really legendary. And I felt sorry for myself that I didn't get the attention I felt I deserved. And then I remembered DarqWolff. I could never in a billion years hope to match him. We all have so much to learn.
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This is just the beginning. I haven't even gotten to the part where he throws an air conditioner at his stepdad or something. This guy was beyond the lolcow event horizon (but not way too far over it like Persephone).
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!ranchers does anyone know about the whereabouts of modern Darqwolff? His behavior became increasingly deranged ultimately resulting in his p-do arch. Since then, however, he's completely disappeared from the internet. Searching his name doesn't yield anything and his KF thread is dead. Has he turned his life around? Or has he just further receded into being an irrelevant neet?
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I picture him living in some shack in the woods. Or perhaps a large tunnel
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This could definitely be true. In one of his ancient AMAs, he actually said he enjoyed being homeless but had to move back in with his mom to qualify for parole after he stole that person's car. A true trainwreck for the ages.
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Does he still post anywhere
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He's probably in prison for trying to frick a kid or something
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When he wasn't destroying his stepfather's air conditioner he was soliciting nudes from ten year olds, so that does seem likely.
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I weirdly miss Jewdank. She was so easy to wind up.
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Or a conspiracy by Big Air Conditioning took him out so that he couldn't use his superior knowledge of thermodynamics to put them out of business.
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He's just as believable as bardfinn. What's wrong with these cyber spergs?
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7 Day trend:
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Did you ever see his late period Google Maps reviews of random shitholes in Florida?
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No, I don't think so. But I probably missed a lot. I was only around for the last year or two of the DarqWolff era but iirc I did get to interact with him directly.
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The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
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